James D.

But Sonic's power-up wouldn't work in the Mushroom Kingdom -- I set that up in the description. Oh. I didn't know they couldn't grab something and bring it back with them. My bad. Doesn't change the fact that Mario doesn't have a prayer of beating the blue one.

My thoughts exactly. That's why I added the Warp Pipes so they could hop from world to world -- this way no one had a clear edge with a home field advantage. Which is why I said Sonic could hop to his world via warp pipe, grab a fire shield and hop right back to the Mushroom Kingdom. And with his speed, he'd do it all in about 3 seconds.

Sonic runs so fast, he can run up 90-degree inclines, just like the Flash. Running off a cliff isn't going to be a problem. Bowser and DK are just muscle. They have no brains or speed. They are hosses. Slow, meandering hosses. The metal suit and especially the stars do not last long. You know this. Not to mention the fact that the metal suit slows him down even more. Sonic could bide his time and wait for both to wear off. Simple, yet effective strategy.

Mario wouldn't be able to even SEE HIM. Sonic is so fast, all Mario would see is a blue blur beating his fat, midget ass into the ground. Unless Mario gets an invincibility star (which only lasts about 8 seconds anyway), this one's over in like...however many seconds Sonic likes, seeing as how he can run at fucking WARP SPEED and can control the entire pace of the battle. Oh, and Sonic can turn into a buzzsaw and cut through metal. What do you think that does to human skin? Plus, if they were in Sonic's realm, Sonic could grab a fire shield and nullify the fireballs. Sonic has the advantage over Mario in speed, technique, height (albeit not by much), and he doesn't need any power-ups to gain abilities. He already has them! There is NO FUCKING WAY Mario could ever beat Sonic. EVER.

I vote Cappy. He was horrible. "If I don't contain those chemicals, we're in for a spill!" :puke:

No big deal. I wish they'd add Nightwing, 'cause I <3 Nightwing. Don't count him out. They haven't officially said who else they are adding. For instance, I heard that Plastic Man might be added, but he isn't on the poster. Nightwing might also be in there.

Yes, if the two of them met, who would deal out the worst puns? (Of course, we base this on all the ones they reeled off during their respective shitty ass shows.)

Battle of the Horribly Bad Puns!!! Place: Doesn't matter. Conditions: Not a fight. Merely a contest to see who deals out the worst puns. EDIT: SIGH. Yoda, can you change this to a poll? Sorry.

Oops...I guess I should have put this there to begin with...

It's just one or two rings now James, but soon that won't be enough, you increase your ring collecting, satisfying that part of the brain that is saying ring me. You may feel happy when you have the rings James, but the effect doesn't last long. Soon your job and relationships will begin to fold in on itself. This chaos is fueled by your ever growing desire to have just one more ring. Then the day will finally come. The day you end up sucking dick at a petrol station just to satisfy your ring craving. Is it worth it James? What relationships?

Don't forget Zatanna and Etrigan! :OMG:

The new season is set to begin in August. All I can say is... HELL YES.

I'd rather collect gold rings than spore mold...

Zatanna Zatara

Happy? Mario can't suck as much as Sonic. He's a goofy midget plumber who needs mushrooms and feathers and God only knows what else to gain any kind of power advantage. Sonic, however, can run faster than anyone this side of Wally West...and without need of any kind of hallucinogenic fungus.

So, Mario can run at light speed?

If Nintendo doesn't want to completely piss off a bajillion people, they'll make the next SSB an online game...

Eh, I assumed he was still dead. I haven't followed X-Men for a while.

Convince them to make a Online SSBM and I'll gladly face you, or any other Forum member who wants to. Prepare to die. Strong words for someone who fights as Zelda! Perhaps if everyone picked one fighter that they'd be if we all had a big internet battle; ie/ ONE Samus, Falcon, Link etc. Thus, I "shot-gun" Link, a Leicester expression that means "pick". Chances are, it will be like in Mario Kart. You don't get a choice. Hopefully it won't, because I wanna be able to Shadow Ball all your arses to the stone age. I could just swallow the souped-up clone and send a Shadow Ball right back at ya'. 1) Kirby's shadow ball is worse, because he is so low to the ground. I only have to be a little above Kirby and it won't hit. 2) You'd have to suck me up first. I am the master of evasion. Your Shadow Ball won't really be effective either. Firstly, I can duck under almost anything--Shadow Ball included. (Kirby becomes flat as Calista Flockhart's chest when he ducks down.) Second, I can lure anyone into firing their charged up projectile by floating down, only to use one or more of my extra 5 jumps to avoid it. Thus wasting your shot. (I love that tactic!) You may be a master of evasion, but so was everyone else who has lost to me by me inhaling them and using their power against them...

He's been dead in the comics for some time now.

Ignoring that... I voted Joker anyway. Superman never suspected marbles to be grenades when he fought the Joker, so I don't think Cyclops will be expecting Joker's gags to actually be a bunch of lethal weapons.

Damn right. Seconded, but Xbox need to have ONE flagship game that they can get excited about even if it doesn't live up to its hype. Halo 2 is going to be even more over-rated, if it ever comes out. It won't. Every 3 weeks, they'll push it back two more months. And when (if) it finally DOES come out in like...2024, people will be creaming their pants for the exact same thing as the original.

Convince them to make a Online SSBM and I'll gladly face you, or any other Forum member who wants to. Prepare to die. Strong words for someone who fights as Zelda! Perhaps if everyone picked one fighter that they'd be if we all had a big internet battle; ie/ ONE Samus, Falcon, Link etc. Thus, I "shot-gun" Link, a Leicester expression that means "pick". Chances are, it will be like in Mario Kart. You don't get a choice. Hopefully it won't, because I wanna be able to Shadow Ball all your arses to the stone age. I could just swallow the souped-up clone and send a Shadow Ball right back at ya'.

Seeing as how Cyclops is dead...

I'm pretty sure I saw a new Lobo comic at my local store. I'll run by there today and check.