James D.

Psyched as hell for this. The Cap movies have been mostly stellar, so I'm not expecting anything less from Civil War.

Master of Puppets is 30 years old.

That picture makes me want to see a Mileena/Elektra fight. Like, yesterday.

I'll never complain about JK Simmons being cast as anyone.

It's one of the worst feelings you can experience. I'm sorry for your loss.

My new friend code is 3196-7320-4954 if anyone wants to re-add me. I had to get a new 3DS. Talk about a pain in the ass to transfer stuff over.

Happy birthday, man.

Ha. Wow...

Sorry I'm late on this, but happy belated birthday, Mike!

Star-Lord's dad, maybe?

Just saw it. It was everything you could ever ask for in a Deadpool movie and then some. Can't recommend it enough.

He has said each one would be his last since ROTF. All they have to do is keep backing up dump trucks of money to his house and he'll keep making them. Also, churning out one of these per year is going to make them even more awful, if that is even possible. ROTF was on a whole other plane of shittiness because they rushed it out in a stupidly short amount of time. Why would 6 and 7 be any different?

Stop me if you've heard this one--WWE really blew it with him.

Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) I really liked this. Michael Keaton has this intrinsic, subtle charisma about him even when he's being awkward and unsure; let alone when he's being intense. I honestly don't think I've ever seen a performance of his that I disliked. The cinematography was terrific (which is to be expected since it won an Oscar for that.) I am a big fan of extended one-shot sequences because I understand how difficult it is to film such scenes without a single screw-up. The only criticism I have is Ed Norton's character is just kind of forgotten about in the last twenty minutes when he was such a prominent part of the first hour and a half. Still, I would readily watch this again. ***1/2

In fairness, it isn't the first time that's happened.... Yeah, and I made my feelings on that disappointment of a movie known, too.

I was just bored senseless with it. It's two hours of car chases and horrible arbitrarily sped-up cinematography.

Mad Max: Fury Road What a disappointment. I'd heard nothing but good things about this movie, but it was a huge letdown. I had no emotional investment in any of these characters because they just throw you headlong into this frenetic insanity with no introduction to any of them. There's only so much "overly long car chase, break down, fix the rig, resume chase" and "okay, that person never should have survived that horrific crash" that I can take before I get really bored with the whole idea. And how the fuck were these vehicles still driving through hundreds of miles of desert with no refueling??? Also, having every single one of Tom Hardy's lines dubbed in post-production was really off-putting. *1/2

Personally, for me, it's between Samurai Cop and The Happening.

Ooooooooh, boy, that trailer was fucknuts insane, and that's exactly what a Suicide Squad movie should look like.

A lot. He was the Sheriff of Nottingham. It's funny because he has the exact same death scene as he did from Die Hard. Wait, what? He fell out of a building in Die Hard. He was stabbed in the heart in RH:POT.

This sucks so much. One of my all-time favorite actors.

Thanks, everyone. It was a pretty good one, despite having to be up at 2:30am for work.

Son of the Mask won't be reviewed unless we run out of everything. I so do not ever want to watch that movie.

The full movie is on YouTube. You can experience the horror for yourself!

I loved that Damien and I both had notes to reference good ol' J.R. at the exact same time.