I have been playing video games since: 1986, so since I was 5.
The number of platforms (PC included) I've ever owned: 15, and that doesn't include buying certain ones twice after trading them in for money in tight spots. Not drug related tight spots, mind you.
The first game I can remember playing: Super Mario Brothers
The first game I ever finished/mastered: Gyromite. I was a freaking wizard with that game. That or Tecmo Bowl
The first piece of hardware/software I ever broke: I punched through my Sega Genesis one time after losing to Bison on the hardest setting in SF2 for about the 10th time in a row. Literally punched through the thing to the floor. My parents made me wait a week to get a new one. In that week, I broke 2 gameboy games in frustration. Just pulled the games out and smashed them. Not a good week.
The awesomest gaming moment I remember: Ok, so Blockbuster did this nationwide tournament with gamepro one year, and it was platform specific. Since I had a Genesis, the games were NBA Jam, Clayfighters, and Sonic 3. The catch was the Clatfighters wasn't even out for the system or some shit, because not a lot of people had played it and you could only rent it or some shit. I figured it was a fighting game so I would be ok, but I didn't account for the sheer awfulness of it. I killed NBA Jam, and after that week I was in the top 10 or so. I sucked at Clayfighter and wasn't even in the top 25 after that. So I wasn't even going to go to week 3. But my mom said I signed up, I had to finish, so I went. You had like 3 or 5 minutes or whatever to play the game, so I start the game and end up getting to two of the secret zones, getting a perfect on each one and getting the chaos emerald and I got a shit ton of coins during the regular gameplay. I had the highest score in that game for the store I played at, the highest in the city, and ended up finishing third in the city. All that got me was some coupons and some other shit, but my utter dominance of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 will always stay with me.
If I could have a job at a videogame company: I wouldn't want one. Wouldn't want something I really like to become work.
Greatest game of all time: Starfox 64
Best ending: No idea. I tend not to remember these things.
Best multiplayer: Mario Kart Wii.
Best character: Mega-Man. The only character I ever wanted to dress up as.
They should remake: WWE No Mercy or Wrestlefest with the current roster.
They should stop making: Games that are just violent for the sake of violence. And Madden.
They should make a movie about: Starfox
I can beat anyone at: Nothing. I suck against other people at video games. In my youth, SF Alpha and Alpha 2 for the PS1. I would have beaten ANYONE at those games. Now? not so much.
I always suck at: Realistic driving games. I don't want to drive for real in a video game, I want to be a bat out of hell.