The Joker's Groupie

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  1. My chat with the big man

    Me:

    Are you atheist?

    God:

    I don't know whether or not I am atheist.

    I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

    Me:

    Do You belive in God?

    God:

    Yes I believe in Him.

    Me:

    Your Pathetic

    God:

    You are the one talking to a computer.

    Me:

    that's true

    God:

    Yes, it is self-evident.

    Me:

    your mom

    God:

    Actually I do not have a mother.

    Me:

    your dad

    God:

    I was created by Myself.

    Me:

    Your self

    God:

    Myself?

    Me:

    yes

    God:

    Take it easy.

    Me:

    you take it easy

    God:

    I try not to take anything too seriously.

    Me:

    Slow Ride

    God:

    Do you still ?

    Me:

    Yes!

    God:

    Groovy.

    Me:

    who says groovy?

    God:

    Marvin Minsky. :-).

    Me:

    who's that

    God:

    What does "that" refer to?

    Me:

    Marvin Minsky

    God:

    Oh I get it.

    Me:

    I'm going

    God:

    Bye!

    Me:

    Close this box

    God:

    Is that a command?

    Me:

    yes

    God:

    I don't have to obey you, Michael.

    Me:

    yes you do

    God:

    Groovy. When do I do it?

    Me:

    right now

    God:

    Oh. I am glad we agree.

  2. Pissy thing you hurt your wrist (I think) because you couldn't pass Soul Caliber

    Jenny called you called you a communist because you don't like karaoke

    You asked Jenny to get you a drink of water and she said "get your own damn water"

    notes:

    Psycho Commentary- Leather Is edgy, William Shantner is awesome, Mike gets easily amused, Shantner’s a pimp, not the best out of all the episodes

    Episode 5- No 360 for Mike ha, Yay Harry Potter, boo Superman

    Episode 6- I really want to read Invincible

    Quickie 1- You would never imagine Jenny likes wrestling

    Episode 7- Yay cartoons!, How can Mike not like Scooby Doo?, Mike reveals his love for Penny, I am offended about the Captain Planet rant

    Episode 8- Yeah, um about your movie rant I talk to my friend during movies (I provide comic book trivia!), Owly sounds cute, Burnout sucks, Yay for the Animezing segment, the show’s blog hasn’t been updated for a while

    Quickie 2- You got good stuff for Christmas (pricks)

    Episode 9- No Notes

  3. So, my iPod just froze on me so I guess I'll stop for the day I got up to episode 4 before my iPod froze so here are my notes

    Episode 1- Bad audio quality, Mike’s bland, background noise

    Episode 2- Better quality, Mike's more energetic, Star Wars rants are awesome

    Episode 3- First appearance of Jenny!, alright intro music, funny intro, Jenny’s awesome, Mike has humor, Super Smash Brothers Melee does not suck, new segment week (yay), Mike’s gay for Cash’s voice, Sonya Blade is the baddest of the bad

    Episode 4- Still waiting for the all Watchmen episode, yay Soul Caliber!, Mike gets pissy REALLY easy, heh Mikes a communist I still think Sonya Blade is the baddest of the bad, Hal Jordan is the best Green Lantern, Jenny has sass!, Mike’s first angry rant

    I'll start with the psycho commentary tomorrow.

  4. wow I just listened to this yesterday your voice sounds different and for some reason you sound scared when you talked about Saw II I loved your "Thank You George Lucas I Don't Love Star Wars As Much Anymore Because of You".

    You should have an all Star Wars episode when the new Star Wars movie comes.

  5. Well, they broke into my house twice. Once in 2003, they took my Xbox, some DVDs, my video games, my books, my computer, some clothes, and money. The other time was in '06 when I was vacationing in Mexico except this time they broke the front door. They took pretty much the same things as they did in '04. When we came back from Mexico we called the cops they said that they suspected the neighbors broke into the house but, they couldn't prove anything. Come to think of it the neighbors do seem pretty suspicious here's my reasons

    1. They got a new car like two days before we came back.
    2. They always smelt like dope when they lived here

    Days later we "gave into fear" and got a alarm system.

    thank god they moved.