Skyle

I always wanted to see Bruce in Japan.

As long as your brains are interactive, you two don't have to be. No one can replace Luke and his receding hairline. No one.

Luke Perry can play a dog and still be awesome.

No, James, leave "Your loss. Go to hell slutbag." You don't have to tell her to die.

Oh, and Suavestar, don't do anything.

J D, remember how you said math can go to hell and die? Leave that on her AIM, and completely ignore her until she shows up at your door. Unless she's got a really good temper or no sense of a challenge, you'll get a positive response in a week.

We should save this conversation for the podcast. But I can't wait to hear what M & J have to say about Batman singing.

No, it was charming. Especially when you start ranting about Alfred and you freeze-framed on BTAS's Alfie.

The youtube Birds of Prey review. It's very informative, but I don't think you took a breath throughout the entire video!

Lol, all I know is, I just watched your Birds of Prey review, and I can't stop laughing. You are serious. :smile:

Over here we have this place called IKEA. The the garden of Eden of furniture shit. Drsqshadow, are you reading COLBERT? You rock.

I was already sad when BTAS WFP ended. But we still have Justice League (YES!) And Batman Returns :evilgrin: When that is all over, hand me the Kazoo. I'll play the BTAS on it. And maybe James and Mike can do one more "I don't want the world to know...I ...CAN'T...SEE!!" impersonation.

While I'd like to believe it was all in her imagination, I think the writers are saying it actually happened. :Shudder:

I just meant she wanted to break up. Usually when girls put the words in your mouth, we're thinking about it ourselves.

Sounds like she coerced you into breaking up with her, BD.

There was a guy who I'd just started seeing who invited me to see his apartment. Once I walked in, all I could smell was pee. He had two dogs but never trained them, and he let them jump on the bed with their wet paws. It was a short visit.

I thought this was a dating horror stories thread. I got distracted reading that by imagining you saying it as The Question.

:happy: Sometimes.

I knew it! It's the chirpy awkwardness of her voice that gave it away. GoFlash was right about Bruce fitting better with darker types.

Hey, not your fault.

This is way personal, but I need to vent. Don't read if you don't want to see Selina mad. Phone rings. "I found a condom in my car next to your old credit card statement." "Ok." "That's NOT the *brand* that we use." "Then it's not mine." "No one else has sat in my car before." "Except the friend who you bought the car from." "It was next to your credit card statement." "I'm not cheating on you." "It's not our *brand*." "You're an asshole." Two things I can't stand: 1) False accusations 2) Passive aggressiveness

Suave, you didn't actually act like a dick. If you did, she might have apologized. DCFan, Hasselhoff scares women, and I think it's the mention of the name. Boston Dan, better off without her. That goes for all three of you.

Bruce was way too good for Barbara and that's that. When I was young, 14-15, I had a huge crush on my piano teacher who was in his early 30's. He had a poor temper, but he could do no wrong in my eyes. But to actually go out with him when I turn 18 would be wrong on so many levels. He was friends with my parents too, and well--you get the parallel. Barbara Gordon was about 18 and Bruce was 35+. She's Commissioner Gordon's daughter, batGIRL, and she's a kid. Bruce is like her uncle. I'll never understand why the writers pushed that angle so much in the DCAU. The only way I can see them getting together is if Bruce was 60 and Babs was 40, and they've grown lonely. Even then, it would be more companionship than love. Dick and Babs were perfect for each other, and the writers somehow didn't want to tap into that. Instead, they fabricate this pedophilish relationship btwn Bruce and Babs and it was awkward as hell to watch.

Bruce and Barbara should have never had a relationship. That is just wrong.

Which means, you've tried it!