I was down on Batman Returns for years but coming back to it last year, the Selina Kyle story is excellent. Likewise, Christopher Walken is having the time of his life. The Penguin stuff, I can give or take but, if someone is going to say Die Hard is the best Christmas Movie of all time, my new response has become, "Nah, it's Batman Returns." Do I believe that? Fuck no but it's answering on their plain of thinking.