Star Trek Beyond


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Star Trek done entirely in the style of Fast and the Furious is a hilarious concept. What are they going to do, put chrome nacelles on the Enterprise? I'm guessing Kirk is the Paul Walker and Spock is the Vin Diesel. They get into a scrape going undercover in a spaceship theft ring run by the Orion Synidicate. All the female cast wind up wearing the midriff-exposing mirror universe uniforms.

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"Tonight, we are reversing Benedict Cumberbatch making us look like chumps just so the audience could see how badass his character was when all they had to do was have him say he's Khan because everyone already knew he was Khan and him finally saying his name went over like a lead balloon!"

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