Happy birthday, Mr. Hemmings!


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Thanks all. I love you as though you were my own children. Not favourite children of course, lord no, more backstairs illegitimate sprogs, but nevertheless still fruit of my own over active loins.

For my birthday I got a 12 hour work day, covered in industrial paint and a mighty blister on my heel.

So now I'm going to spent the rest of my evening in a services hotel off the M1 in Sheffield eating KFC and watching the gymnastics. Ah, life of a king...

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Thanks all. I love you as though you were my own children. Not favourite children of course, lord no, more backstairs illegitimate sprogs, but nevertheless still fruit of my own over active loins.

For my birthday I got a 12 hour work day, covered in industrial paint and a mighty blister on my heel.

So now I'm going to spent the rest of my evening in a services hotel off the M1 in Sheffield eating KFC and watching the gymnastics. Ah, life of a king...

For the man who has it all...

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