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Yeah, because there's not a single good Asian actress available, huh? What's wrong with Zhang Zhi, Shi Qi, or Maggie Q?

They do realize that they're supposed to be re-doing this movie because the first one was so UNTRUE TO THE FUCKING SOURCE MATERIAL WITH STUPID CASTING THAT DIDN'T EVEN MATCH THE CHARACTER'S RACES right?

This just in, Balrog is going to be played by that kid from Malcolm in the Middle.

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Okay, let's have fun casting the "perfect" Street Fighter movie.

Bison: George Carlin

Blanka: Jay Leno

Chun-Li: Roseanne Barr

Dhalsim: Paul Reubens

Guile: Dan Aykroyd

Honda: John Goodman

Ken: Mel Brooks

Ryu: Rick Moranis

Sagat: Bob Saget

Vega: Bronson Pinchot

Zangief: Yakov Smirnoff

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Balrog: Gary Coleman

Bison: Soupy Sales

Blanka: Lewis Black

Chun-Li: Dakota Fanning

Dhalsim: Hank Azaria (think about it)

Guile: Howard Stern

Honda: Bill Nye the Science Guy

Ken: Keith Richards

Ryu: Joe Pesci

Sagat: Tim Curry

Vega: Carlos Mencia

Zangief: Eddie Izzard

This cast would pwn, btw.

EDIT: Ryu

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At least Kylie Minogue is hot and looked the part. She had more going for her than most of that cast. :P

Just before I moved away from Scotland she signed a deal as a lingerie spokesmodel. The tv ads were so ridiculously hot that hiding my fascination with her ass from my wife was not even attempted.

That is all.

Edit: enjoy

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Semi-Serious. A crime on teh Internetz, I know.

Balrog - Mike Tyson. Seriously, who the fuck else should play him? Mike should be able to do it.

Blanka - Gabriel Gonzaga. He's Blanka, he doesn't need to act, just fight.

Cammy - Billie Piper. Decent actress. Hot.

Chun Li - Ziyi Zhang. Looks the part and is a martial artist. Also Chinese.

Dhalsim - Sendhil Ramamurthy. He's Indian. It's a start.

Guile - Lucas Black. He could play a military guy, I think.

Honda - Akebono. Yeah, he's Hawaiian. I don't care. Dude's name is Edmond, don't tell me he's all Japanese.

Ken - James Franco. Basically Harry without the angst.

Ryu - Edison Chen.

Sagat - Tony Jaa. They could shoot it to make him look taller, right?

Vega - Eduardo Noriega. I have no idea who he is, but apparently he's a leading Spanish actor with a pretty face.

Zangief - Sylvester Terkay. He's a wrestler. He looks kind of like Zangief.

M. Bison - Mickey Rourke.

So yeah. My casting sucks, and I put way too much time into the last 3 roles.

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I'd go with Marv's cast, but with the following changes/additions.

Balrog - Antonio Tarver. I don't see Tyson being able to act for shit.

Chun Li - Kelly Hu. Only because she's a bit less skin and bones and speaks better English than Zhang.

Ken - Brandon Routh. I just don't see Franco doing well in the role.

Ryu - Tony Jaa. He'd be a much better Ryu than a Sagat, me thinks.

Fei Long - Jet Li.

Rolento - Vin Diesel.

Gen - Sonny Chiba.

Don't know for Bison, Sagat, Guile, and Zangief.

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My list for the cast:

Ryu-Robin Shou

Ken-Chris Evans

Guile-John Cena

Chun-Li-Kelly Hu

Zangief-Ron Pearlman

Adon-Tony Jaa

Cammy-Elisha Cuthbert

Akuma-Ray Park

Sakura-Ziyi Zhang

Vega-Chris Angel "MindFreak"

Balrog-Micheal Clark Duncan

M. Bison-Brendan Fraser

Sagat-Vin Diesel

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Okay, let's have fun casting the "perfect" Street Fighter movie.

Bison: George Carlin

Blanka: Jay Leno

Chun-Li: Roseanne Barr

Dhalsim: Paul Reubens

Guile: Dan Aykroyd

Honda: John Goodman

Ken: Mel Brooks

Ryu: Rick Moranis

Sagat: Bob Saget

Vega: Bronson Pinchot

Zangief: Yakov Smirnoff

Is the title...................Street Fighter: Everyone Dies from a Heart Attck :laugh:

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ComingSoon.net has learned that "Smallville" star Kristin Kreuk will play Chun-Li in Hyde Park Entertainment's Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li! Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak from a Justin Marks script, the action pic starts filming in Thailand in March, 2008. 20th Century Fox will distribute the live-action feature based on Capcom's video game. The movie is focused on female fighter Chun-Li and her journey for justice.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=40381

So Chun-Li has no personality and whines all the time?

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