SuaveStar Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 You know what sucks about waking up at 10AM? Waking up at 10AM with fuck all to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Write me a poem. Tidy your room. Eat a sandwich. Explore a cave. Climb a mountain. Eat another sandwhich. Fall asleep. FIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Write me a poem. There once was a man named Aaron. Who wanted to be a big time fuel baron. He had a car. It went very far. And that's the story of Aaron. Tidy your room. I don't wanna... Eat a sandwich. Out of bread, having bacon and sausage combo thing... Explore a cave. I have a basement.... Climb a mountain. Can be done, a park is close by. Eat another sandwhich. Damn fine idea. Fall asleep. Knocking them out of the park now. FIN. What a day that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Huzzah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dc20willsave Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 If I ever get married, I'm only going to invite people I get annoyed by to be in the wedding party. That way, I don't feel bad about tux rentals or making people sit through a rehearsal wedding. In related news, guess what I get to do today? It's awesometacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Break dance with Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Actually, I think Jesus could do some awesome moves, especially if he does the worm on water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Bullshit. Jesus lived 2000 years ago. He'd think the magic noise coming out of the boombox was his dad, and then try to set it free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Or he'd sit there and look at the boombox with disappointment. "Seriously? You guys haven't developed crystallic fusion power-sound yet? The direct-sonic properties make the audio quality MUCH better. This is... look, I'm sorry, I really can't dance to this. Lemme know when you guys figure it out; maybe we can get on with that rapture thing then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Nope, not without going through 5200 posts and 347 pages. Well, get to work then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunKL Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 I will admit, it is nearly worth the 190 dollar rental fee to look this good in a tux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ShaunKL Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Alas, it is time to desecrate Return of the Joker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Yeah, halfway done in an hour and I actually like what I'm writing. Score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Which crazy writer are you? J.D. Salinger You are quite possibly one of the greatest creative minds of your generation... not that you want anyone to know, of course. Not only have you been in hiding for several decades, you refuse to publish any of your recent work. You would very likely be a perennial Pulitzer Prize candidate, but your writing sits in a de-humidified bank vault in your humble New Hampshire ranch, awaiting the day that your next-of-kin decides to make a few hundred million dollars. Why the secrecy? Afraid people will read too much into your repeated affairs with barely-of-age girls? Afraid people will begin to see you in every single one of your maladjusted, unstable characters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Thomas Pynchon A great, brilliant, blinding enigma of a man comes screaming into the literary world; it has happened before, but there's nothing to compare it to now. Nobody has seen you since sometime in the early 1960s - indeed, you appear to be so adverse to the idea of being photographed that you've been known to jump out of 2nd story Mexico City hotels in order to avoid it. Rumors abound about your whereabouts and your goings-on... and yet you think it's okay to do a guest voice on "The Simpsons"? Is this just a game to you? Dare we look down at the footnotes of the text of the Day? Does a Day need to make sense by Day's end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I'm a writer who doesn't have Twitter and therefore wasted my time on a dumbass internet quiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 I'm a writer who doesn't have Twitter and therefore wasted my time on a dumbass internet quiz. I don't understand. How do you write if you don't have twitter? What do you write on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Yeah, I should have posted that you need to link that to your twitter account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 The Best Thing I've Read All Year Published on May 04, 2000 Sunday, April 30, 2000 By SHARON UNDERWOOD For the Valley News (White River Junction, VT) Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people. I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the "homosexual agenda" and your allegations that accepting homosexuality is the same thing as advocating sex with children. You are cruel and ignorant. You have been robbing me of the joys of motherhood ever since my children were tiny. My firstborn son started suffering at the hands of the moral little thugs from your moral, upright families from the time he was in the first grade. He was physically and verbally abused from first grade straight through high school because he was perceived to be gay. He never professed to be gay or had any association with anything gay, but he had the misfortune not to walk or have gestures like the other boys. He was called "fag" incessantly, starting when he was 6. In high school, while your children were doing what kids that age should be doing, mine labored over a suicide note, drafting and redrafting it to be sure his family knew how much he loved them. My sobbing 17-year-old tore the heart out of me as he choked out that he just couldn't bear to continue living any longer, that he didn't want to be gay and that he couldn't face a life without dignity. You have the audacity to talk about protecting families and children from the homosexual menace, while you yourselves tear apart families and drive children to despair. I don't know why my son is gay, but I do know that God didn't put him, and millions like him, on this Earth to give you someone to abuse. God gave you brains so that you could think, and it's about time you started doing that. At the core of all your misguided beliefs is the belief that this could never happen to you, that there is some kind of subculture out there that people have chosen to join. The fact is that if it can happen to my family, it can happen to yours, and you won't get to choose. Whether it is genetic or whether something occurs during a critical time of fetal development, I don't know. I can only tell you with an absolute certainty that it is inborn. If you want to tout your own morality, you'd best come up with something more substantive than your heterosexuality. You did nothing to earn it; it was given to you. If you disagree, I would be interested in hearing your story, because my own heterosexuality was a blessing I received with no effort whatsoever on my part. It is so woven into the very soul of me that nothing could ever change it. For those of you who reduce sexual orientation to a simple choice, a character issue, a bad habit or something that can be changed by a 10-step program, I'm puzzled. Are you saying that your own sexual orientation is nothing more than something you have chosen, that you could change it at will? If that's not the case, then why would you suggest that someone else can? A popular theme in your letters is that Vermont has been infiltrated by outsiders. Both sides of my family have lived in Vermont for generations. I am heart and soul a Vermonter, so I'll thank you to stop saying that you are speaking for "true Vermonters." You invoke the memory of the brave people who have fought on the battlefield for this great country, saying that they didn't give their lives so that the "homosexual agenda" could tear down the principles they died defending. My 83-year-old father fought in some of the most horrific battles of World War II, was wounded and awarded the Purple Heart. He shakes his head in sadness at the life his grandson has had to live. He says he fought alongside homosexuals in those battles, that they did their part and bothered no one. One of his best friends in the service was gay, and he never knew it until the end, and when he did find out, it mattered not at all. That wasn't the measure of the man. You religious folk just can't bear the thought that as my son emerges from the hell that was his childhood he might like to find a lifelong companion and have a measure of happiness. It offends your sensibilities that he should request the right to visit that companion in the hospital, to make medical decisions for him or to benefit from tax laws governing inheritance. How dare he? you say. These outrageous requests would threaten the very existence of your family, would undermine the sanctity of marriage. You use religion to abdicate your responsibility to be thinking human beings. There are vast numbers of religious people who find your attitudes repugnant. God is not for the privileged majority, and God knows my son has committed no sin. The deep-thinking author of a letter to the April 12 Valley News who lectures about homosexual sin and tells us about "those of us who have been blessed with the benefits of a religious upbringing" asks: "What ever happened to the idea of striving . . . to be better human beings than we are?" Indeed, sir, what ever happened to that? Source Preach it, sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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