Koete Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Blasphemy ahead... http://www.badkarmaproductions.com/jc/comi...4-Page%2015.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 That’s brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koete Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Bat-Mite on Supernatural would rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 If this strip brought you a laugh, check out Something Positive. IMO, it's the best webcomic on the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 I vehemently disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Give it two years. Babs and Selena sounds awesome! Now where's that noose to kill myself for saying that....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koete Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 How To Beat Up The Batman Step 1: Forget about fighting him. Seek him out and befriend him. Become his pal. Be “there” for him. Get to the point where he’s relied on you and trusts you with his life. Occasionally, do things to reassure him. Point a projectile weapon at him and say, “I’m going to murder you.” Then pretend to shoot him, and say, “Nah, I’m just joking” then hand him back the weapon. Maybe even say, “But I could have…” Now, it’s going be hard, but do your best to say this last part without menace. DON’T let your gaze harden and then drop your head, while eyeballing him in a malevolent manner. If a camera zooms in for a close-up and possible freeze frame on your scowling countenance, push it away. Just try to keep it light. “But I could have… LOL! Who wants lunch?” Like that. Also, avoid repeating lines with an inappropriate intensity. For example, he picks up the tab for the aforementioned lunch and says, “You can get me next time.” Do not mutter, “Oh I’ll get you alright. I’ll definitely... get you… next time.” On the last day of your tenth year as friends ask him to come over to your desk to help you with a computer game. He may balk at his, as he’s not known as a computer game expert, but be firm, insist he take a look at the screen. “Why not ask him to help you with something he is knowledgeable about?” you ask? I’m sorry, WHO’S GIVING THE TUTORIAL HERE, YOU OR ME? That’s right. Step 2: When he leans on your desk to get a look at the screen, quickly snatch his wrist, then stand and pivot. Using your superhuman strength hurl him through the roof of the building. Then quickly fly through the hole his body created, shoot him your heat-vision, then grab him and huck him into the fiery Sun.* *You must be Superman for this tactic to succeed. I hope that part was clear. http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/home/20...to-beat-up.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 How To Beat Up The Batman Step 1: Forget about fighting him. Seek him out and befriend him. Become his pal. Be “there” for him. Get to the point where he’s relied on you and trusts you with his life. Occasionally, do things to reassure him. Point a projectile weapon at him and say, “I’m going to murder you.” Then pretend to shoot him, and say, “Nah, I’m just joking” then hand him back the weapon. Maybe even say, “But I could have…” Now, it’s going be hard, but do your best to say this last part without menace. DON’T let your gaze harden and then drop your head, while eyeballing him in a malevolent manner. If a camera zooms in for a close-up and possible freeze frame on your scowling countenance, push it away. Just try to keep it light. “But I could have… LOL! Who wants lunch?” Like that. Also, avoid repeating lines with an inappropriate intensity. For example, he picks up the tab for the aforementioned lunch and says, “You can get me next time.” Do not mutter, “Oh I’ll get you alright. I’ll definitely... get you… next time.” On the last day of your tenth year as friends ask him to come over to your desk to help you with a computer game. He may balk at his, as he’s not known as a computer game expert, but be firm, insist he take a look at the screen. “Why not ask him to help you with something he is knowledgeable about?” you ask? I’m sorry, WHO’S GIVING THE TUTORIAL HERE, YOU OR ME? That’s right. Step 2: When he leans on your desk to get a look at the screen, quickly snatch his wrist, then stand and pivot. Using your superhuman strength hurl him through the roof of the building. Then quickly fly through the hole his body created, shoot him your heat-vision, then grab him and huck him into the fiery Sun.* *You must be Superman for this tactic to succeed. I hope that part was clear. http://www.howtobeatupanything.com/home/20...to-beat-up.html Brilliance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragernok2002 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Not quite comic related, but still rather cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Stan and Cartman look pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 I remember seeing this on Digg a while back. I remember there was another picture that goes with it, but I don't remember what it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 I big part of me is disappointed that Ike isn't still trashcan-headed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Is that Sinfest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 That is indeed Sinfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Sinfest is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Robin's freakishly hot legs are the most disturbing part of that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 What gets me is that the executioner has nipples! Only a Lego would be happy about getting hung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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