SuaveStar Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 All that shit that happened today and now my back is killing me as well. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 For gods sake Skyle, stopping trying to balance your credit card statement while having sex! Do couples have brands that they stay loyal to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DCAUFan1051 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 For gods sake Skyle, stopping trying to balance your credit card statement while having sex! Do couples have brands that they stay loyal to? that's funny and wrong all at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I just hit a royal fucking flush at a 5 cent 10 cent poker table and only won 25 cents from it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I just hit a royal fucking flush at a 5 cent 10 cent poker table and only won 25 cents from it... I'm sorry, but that cracks me up. You got to step away from the kid's table to win anything big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyle Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 For gods sake Skyle, stopping trying to balance your credit card statement while having sex! Do couples have brands that they stay loyal to? :happy: Sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I did my shelves with help. They look quite shit. Fuck. Well now off to find that noose and hang myself from the fucking thing........ooh cake. Ok, cake now, then hanging.....wait, why not both at the same time! Wait how about I drop my trousers, stuff the cake into my mouth, grab an issue of Granny Grabber, and see what happens next. Wait...this is lemon cake.....I'll leave it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I did my shelves with help. They look quite shit. Fuck. Well now off to find that noose and hang myself from the fucking thing........ooh cake. Ok, cake now, then hanging.....wait, why not both at the same time! Wait how about I drop my trousers, stuff the cake into my mouth, grab an issue of Granny Grabber, and see what happens next. Wait...this is lemon cake.....I'll leave it. Me and my housemate were just teasing his three year old by pretending we were going to eat him and the following priceless coversation took place Me: I'm going to eat you all up! Child: Noo! Me: Why not? Child: Because I'm not cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Me: I'm going to eat you all up! Child: Noo! Me: Why not? Child: Because I'm not cake! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Why is it that my son who is terrified of hamsters runs right towards a horse when he sees one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Why is it that my son who is terrified of hamsters runs right towards a horse when he sees one? Because a hamster up close is bigger than a horse far away. Its all perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hamsters bite and poop in your hand. Horses are the ride to a gateway of adventure. There's really no contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hamsters bite and poop in your hand. Horses are the ride to a gateway of adventure. There's really no contest. Wait....I think I may have been mixing hamsters and horses up..... That would explain why my riding into the sunset didn't work..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hamsters bite and poop in your hand. Horses are the ride to a gateway of adventure. There's really no contest. I'm sorry, my grandfather was kicked by a horse. The only gateway a horse is is to coma-ville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hamsters bite and poop in your hand. Horses are the ride to a gateway of adventure. There's really no contest. I'm sorry, my grandfather was kicked by a horse. The only gateway a horse is is to coma-ville. I will not let you take the Lone Ranger away from me, Reddick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Hamsters bite and poop in your hand. Horses are the ride to a gateway of adventure. There's really no contest. Wait....I think I may have been mixing hamsters and horses up..... That would explain why my riding into the sunset didn't work..... It would also explain the state of your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I shit you not... I was just dealt another Royal flush....this time I flopped it right off the bat. Total payout: 80 cents. I quit poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I shit you not... I was just dealt another Royal flush....this time I flopped it right off the bat. Total payout: 80 cents. I quit poker. Well, it does give you enough to buy a new issue of Newswheel? What dyou mean they stopped making that! It would also explain the state of your hand. You know, it would, it really would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ok, I am about to unleash the most angry rant I've had in a long time. Beware, As there probally will be a lot of cussing! I just found out, My own fucking mother has been priting my personal emails, to my closest frined. She has converasations about everything, That I said to my best friend, in confiedence no one else would read them. She fuckin envaded my privacy! What the hell is wrong with you! Oh this has me boilin! Thankfully now its a dead email, But still I am fucking pissed! I, I feel so invaded.... I, I, ........ :grumble: :grumble: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ok, I am about to unleash the most angry rant I've had in a long time. Beware, As there probally will be a lot of cussing! I just found out, My own fucking mother has been priting my personal emails, to my closest frined. She has converasations about everything, That I said to my best friend, in confiedence no one else would read them. She fuckin envaded my privacy! What the hell is wrong with you! Oh this has me boilin! Thankfully now its a dead email, But still I am fucking pissed! I, I feel so invaded.... I, I, ........ :grumble: :grumble: Sorry to double post, But I have a ethics question, Would it be wrong for me to even the playing field? I know she does pretty "crazy" stuff, So there will be some good evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ok, I am about to unleash the most angry rant I've had in a long time. Beware, As there probally will be a lot of cussing! I just found out, My own fucking mother has been priting my personal emails, to my closest frined. She has converasations about everything, That I said to my best friend, in confiedence no one else would read them. She fuckin envaded my privacy! What the hell is wrong with you! Oh this has me boilin! Thankfully now its a dead email, But still I am fucking pissed! I, I feel so invaded.... I, I, ........ :grumble: :grumble: Sorry to double post, But I have a ethics question, Would it be wrong for me to even the playing field? I know she does pretty "crazy" stuff, So there will be some good evidence. Well, I'm really sorry to hear that Doug. I would not recommend evening the playing field as that just causes more problems. Have you tried calming saying what the fuck is going on and why she would that? Mention how it is not nice to do that, and whether you are her son or not, invading someones privacy like that is just wrong. You said it was a dead e-mail, does that mean you've changed your e-mail address? I'm just saying whatever you do, do not do anything hasty, just speak to her and stay calm for as long as you can and really let her know it is an invasion of your privacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Tell her your feeling are hurt and that if you feel you can't trust her, then chances are you won't come to her when something is really going wrong in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Tell her your feeling are hurt and that if you feel you can't trust her, then chances are you won't come to her when something is really going wrong in your life. ................You could do what I said, or that! I'd go with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted September 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Doug, while I don't condone what your mother did, you have to look at it from her point-of-view: you're growing up, and, as such, you're probably spending less time at home / with her. Which means she knows less and less about your life, and that has her worried. Instead of asking you about it, she intruded on your privacy. While an outburst might feel good in the moment, what will it prove? Nothing. Instead, sit her down and calmly talk about this. Let her know you're okay. Let her know you'll come to her when you need to. But also let her know that what she did hurt you. Basically, be mature about the whole thing. Show her you don't need your hand held anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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