Molly Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 He's inspiring at best (Shawshank Redemption), inoffensive at worst (Bruce Almighty), but he has no range. Plenty of actors have made it through life playing one character, and I don't hold it against him. John Wayne was always John Wayne. Jimmy Stewart was always Jimmy Stewart. And Morgan Freeman will always be Morgan Freeman. And I prefer to think of God as sounding like Rip Torn in Dodgeball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Is it rational to want to throw a chair at a coworker because they've been coughing for three days straight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Is it rational to want to throw a chair at a coworker because they've been coughing for three days straight? No. According to the "Take a Fucking Sick Day" handbook, Day 3 options include: Paper clips Used staples Broken rubber bands Toothpicks or Pen caps Day 5 is chairs. After Day 5, you are legally mandated to kill them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Anyone who doesn't love Morgan Freeman is a racist. And a communist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I found my mp3 player!!! It has two large scratches on it, but if it weren't for the plastic screen protector (which was ripped almost completely off) it could have been a lot worse. It never ceases to amaze me how deep a crevice the area under your car seats can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 Is it rational to want to throw a chair at a coworker because they've been coughing for three days straight? No. According to the "Take a Fucking Sick Day" handbook, Day 3 options include: Paper clips Used staples Broken rubber bands Toothpicks or Pen caps Day 5 is chairs. After Day 5, you are legally mandated to kill them. I don't work, so can I just skip right ahead to throwing chairs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I'm just setting up my payments for my tuition fees for a course I am not happy doing. My life is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I found my mp3 player!!! It has two large scratches on it, but if it weren't for the plastic screen protector (which was ripped almost completely off) it could have been a lot worse. It never ceases to amaze me how deep a crevice the area under your car seats can be. James's life is getting better!! Suavestar, quick, get some cake!! Oh, and Morgan Freeman said "Motherfucker" in Wanted, Doomsday. That's good enough for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Love life update: Dubs has a date this weekend. Wish me luck, I may need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Good luck, hombre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Anyone who doesn't love Morgan Freeman is a racist. And a communist. Ha! I literally voted for the Communist party two hours ago. No joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Love life update: Dubs has a date this weekend. Wish me luck, I may need it. Release the Kraken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Love life update: Dubs has a date this weekend. Wish me luck, I may need it. May the schwartz be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Love life update: Dubs has a date this weekend. Wish me luck, I may need it. Give 'er the ol'...nevermind. Just have a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 I worked out a good plan. We're going to a museum, so there will never be a shortage of things to talk about, and I don't have to spend a lot of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 James's life is getting better!! Suavestar, quick, get some cake!! seeing as it's a triple celebration, James finding his MP3, Dubs getting a date at the weekend and me getting some cake. I got this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Why is it everyone I know is a fucking cunt. I just got a nice letter from SAAS saying that really I should just jump out of a fucking window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 That may be the finest cake I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragernok2002 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Fucking O2 send me stupid shit that I don't care about, and the one thing I really really want like the preale info for the concert AC\DC will be playing in Ireland, do O2 send me that of course..........not! why would that interest me, I mean I really want to get tons of letters in the door and texts about their brillant wireless broadband(Which It isn't), new bill pay tariffs and plain old stupid shit, but do I get a text saying text ACDC to this number for presale info No fucking No :grumble: I fucking hate O2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 In the past 24 hours: 1) Broke up with girlfriend. 2) Got a very scary letter from the IRS. 3) Found out ex-wife is moving to California and taking the boy with her. So, that's where I'm at right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 In the past 24 hours: 1) Broke up with girlfriend. 2) Got a very scary letter from the IRS. 3) Found out ex-wife is moving to California and taking the boy with her. So, that's where I'm at right now. Fuck dude. That sucks. I'm sorry man. Can you stop her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 No. Joe is actually my stepson. I've raised him since he was four, but legally I'm just some guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 No. Joe is actually my stepson. I've raised him since he was four, but legally I'm just some guy. Fuck. Sorry man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Jesus. I feel for you, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wow. When it rains, it pours. I hope things start looking up for you. That’s a lot to happen to one man in such a short period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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