Nicolette Opal Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Right now I'm on a three-way Skype chat with Niki and her buddy Mason, and all of a sudden Niki just yelled to Tim, "What are you doing with your penis?!" Yep, my husband is easily amused. Penis + elastic waistband of underwear = entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Right now I'm on a three-way Skype chat with Niki and her buddy Mason, and all of a sudden Niki just yelled to Tim, "What are you doing with your penis?!" Yep, my husband is easily amused. Penis + elastic waistband of underwear = entertainment. There's a part of me very interested in what he was doing then I realize most of the board probably doesn't want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 There really wasn't anything dirty or sexual happening (though one might argue that if the penis is included, it is by default dirty or sexual). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 There really wasn't anything dirty or sexual happening (though one might argue that if the penis is included, it is by default dirty or sexual). That's certainly the argument that damn prosecutor was making at my trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Student to me: Do you have any White Out? The one I stole from you just ran out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Student to me: Do you have any White Out? The one I stole from you just ran out. At least he was honest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 She. That's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 "Fiction. That's the fake stuff, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 "Fiction. That's the fake stuff, right?" Its still real to me dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Student work on a question about a Sherlock Holmes story, "The Adventure of the Speckled Band" where the question says: 3. What is the nature of Holmes and Watson's relationship? His answer? Behold: "Holmes and Watson are friends. They work together and wherever one goes, the other goes. It's almost like they are married. But they ARE NOT MARRIED. The nature of the relationship is work-related. They are NOT GAY. It is a work related relationship." Talk about repressed teenage boy writing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicolette Opal Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Yeah, calling them brothers probably would have been a little less homophobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Bromance, kid. That's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 There is nothing gay about Bromance. Until you start playing "Gay Chicken." And I'm not even sure that's gay, because the point is to avoid making out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Gay Chicken is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Gay Chicken is gay. Yeah. Very. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Not that there's anything wrong with that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 But the point is to not make out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 But the point is to not make out! Sure it is...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 But the point is to not make out! Sure it is...... yeah, come on over to my place later. we'll have some beers and see which one of us doesn't want to make out by getting as close to making out as possible. That's not gay at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 There is nothing gay about Bromance. Until you kiss hello... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Gay Chicken is gay. You're Gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I always win at Gay Chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 "Get yo ass off-a me!" I overheard this at Wal-Mart the other night. I walk over to the video game aisle and see a black girl, no more than 3 years old, yelling at a video game display. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Just now I was outside finishing my smoke break with a friend, when a guy walked up and asked if I had an extra cigarette. I lied and said no. He then turned away but quickly turned back, got in my face, and asked, "You like pussy?" "... yeah." After hearing that, he eyed up my friend (a woman) and said, "Yeaaah." He faced me again -- and mind you he's like three inches from me -- and continued, "Good. It's good to be out with that, 'cause no one like dick! Not even women. Who wants dick? Well... some women, but not even them. Good. Good." And that was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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