dc20willsave Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 More Did I just See That? I'm on the train home and a guy across the aisle is on his lappy editing what very much looks like soft-core porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaunKL Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 In like full public view? Or is the seat he's relatively secluded except for your aisle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Kinda both. If you walked by you could see it. In the the guys defense, he seems to be editing the teasing stuff as opposed to anything involving nudity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Customer: I'm telling you, that wasn't a blizzard. Clerk: Hmm? Customer: It was a hurricane! There was a cyclone and lightning. That only happens in a hurricane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 "Do you have books on pole dancing?" "Can I leave my kid here for a bit? I want to go across the street and see a movie." "What do you mean I can't return this book? I have the receipt right here." (It was a Barnes and Noble receipt... from 2003.) All of these were within the same hour today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 What's wrong with wanting a book on pole dancing. I like that she (unless it was a he) is old school and learns through reading instead of watching an instructional video on the net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 "What do you mean I can't return this book? I have the receipt right here." (It was a Barnes and Noble receipt... from 2003.) Welcome to every day at my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 My 18 year old kid brother watching Mad Max: "This didn't really happen, did it?" ...I know Australia is a lawless hellhole filled with convicts, but seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 My roommate just informed me, at random, that shoes are a product of the man and we do not need shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Well it's true. Broken glass through the feet is easy to shrug off if you've got the right level of commitment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 A teacher I'm friendly with just walked up to me and said, "I'm at a stage in my life where some people are just natural enemies." Knowing exactly who he was talking about, we both laughed as he walked away. However, it was also sad because said teacher is dying of cancer, so his words had a second meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 A teacher I'm friendly with just walked up to me and said, "I'm at a stage in my life where some people are just natural enemies." Knowing exactly who he was talking about, we both laughed as he walked away. However, it was also sad because said teacher is dying of cancer, so his words had a second meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Suave, are you sure you're not a prof at my university? On John Wayne's performance in True Grit: "It was alright, but nothing special." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 You'd better get your professor into hiding before Preston finds out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 I hate the 1st of the month. Brings out the absolute best people. With two such people, I spent a good 10-15 minutes watching so they couldn't stuff DVDs down their pants. As such, I heard most of their 'witty banter'. Right before they dropped all the movies they planned to steal, the woman left in a huff. The man said loudly, unashamed, and I quote: "I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to my hand. I wouldn't ask you to do that in the store bathroom." And, that is when security is called and they are kicked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Suave, are you sure you're not a prof at my university? On John Wayne's performance in True Grit: "It was alright, but nothing special." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 This is more of a "did I just say that?". At work today, I'm following some teenagers with Nerf toys. They round a corner, then I do, and they're nowhere to be seen. I say, out loud, to myself: "How did I lose three jackasses with swords?" And I meant it, without irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 I went to the school to pick up the kids for the after school program and one of the teachers was sitting outside with some other kids when two ladies picked up their daughter and when they got in the car I looked over and the teacher was shaking her head. Her: Oh yeah, they are a couple. Me: Oh really? Her: They just walk around not caring how it affects their kid. Me: Huh? Her: I had my head down because they don't like people looking at them. Me: I think I'm going to go over there now. Her: I just don't get how they can do that to the kid. At that point I just walked away. I can't wait to leave this stupid state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxPower Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 If you actually said "I think I'm going to go over there now" then you sir, are my new God. Please let me know your sacrifice preference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 "This place won't fuckin' hire anyone with a couple felonies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 My 20 year old co-workers were discussing having seen one of the Paranormal Activity films; whichever one uses an Ouija board. And one of them declared: "I swear, I'd never, ever use a Luigi board." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 That mansion was haunted for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 That mansion was haunted for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 This may be the most literal interpretation of the thread title yet. At work, I see this kid carry a bag of merch into the restroom. By the nature of my job, I kinda have to follow him in. So he goes into the handicap stall, and I take a seat in the other one. All these weird noises start pouring out of his stall and I assume he's straining as he cuts open a DVD case or something. I then sneeze, which causes the noise to cease for a moment. It then continues. Finally, he finishes whatever he's doing and leaves.the stall. He washes his hands and leaves the restroom. As I follow him out, one of our cleaning staff goes in. I watch the kid go for a few steps, before going to get whatever he broke into. I find our cleaning guy already in the stall. There is jizz everywhere. The kid was masturbating. I no longer feel any connection to mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 That + your avatar = classic post. Also, disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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