101+ Things I Learned From Movies

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65. Newcomers to a mysterious/scary town will always be spoken to by some scraggly old man or woman warning them of imminent danger in some cryptic way instead of actually telling them why they should be hauling ass out of town.

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67. If you're guarding a prisoner, and she happens to be a beautiful woman, and she wants you to come inside the cell so that the two of you can get to know each other better, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, open that cage door. There will be no sex. Only blunt force trauma.

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