SuaveStar Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 76. If in a horror movie, dress up like a good christian girl with an honourable boyfriend, that way you have a better chance of surviving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 77. Male substitute teachers are always dopey, messy idiots, whereas female subs are the hottest, smartest women on the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 78) Every detective in the world is a chain smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 79. You don't have to be an alcoholic to be a good detective, but it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 80. All writers are drunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 81. All a drunk writer needs to get off the booze and get their latest book out, is one annoying kid to take a sudden interest in them out of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted August 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 82. The last play of any hugely important sports game will take place in super slow motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 83. There ARE angels in the outfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 84) There will always be a fight at the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 85. You must move to the woods to prove to the world that your assassin life is behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 86. During said barfight (#84), someone will be sent flying through the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 87. People always call the right number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 88. Being shot sends one flying backwards (usually through a window). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 89) Any death in which the head remains in one piece will allow the victim ample time for a meaningful speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 90. Upon entering your home / hotel room, the phone will be ringing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 91) All binoculars are represented as two intersecting circles, instead of one full image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 92. Kicking a TV or PC over means that it will explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 93. Hookers look like Julia Roberts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 94. When at a shop you always have the right money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annericelover Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 95. If your Marty McFly and running from an Alternate 1985 Biff, all you have to do is go off the roof of his Pleasure Palace and you'll land on the time traveling DeLorian without falling on your ass. You'll look awesomely cool when he sees you still alive on a flying car. WHAT THE HELL!!!!OOFF!!!NICE SHOT DOC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annericelover Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 96. If your in the final boxing match, you'll always go the distance and have your eyes swollen shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annericelover Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 97. WOLFMAN GOT NARDS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annericelover Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 98. Silver Bullets are the ONLY methods to kill Werewolves(unless your Lon Chaney Jr) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 99. When your Delorean won't work in the 1800's, a train will do just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annericelover Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 100. Shooting a gun at a rope without aiming will only work if your a good guy or in a Western Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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