First time you felt old


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My son is almost a year old.

Try pushing 9 years old...

I don't know, Preston's son seems small for a nine year old.

Having been to a one year old's birthday party in the last few months, I can vouch for their fun-ness. A room full of one year olds is hilarious.

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Once they're in daycare/kindergarten you will know other children. And you will have to take yours to their birthday parties. Then, you will hate them all...

...Is there beer?

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Once they're in daycare/kindergarten you will know other children. And you will have to take yours to their birthday parties. Then, you will hate them all...

...Is there beer?

That was the first thing that told me Darryll and I would get along. He threw a party for our kids' gymnastics class and there was beer. It's a rarity.

Of course, as I recall, he admitted that it was a carefully plotted ruse to booze me up and become my friend. So, probably no beer.

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While my hair is pristine, what I thought was a blond hair in my beard was pure white. Upon closer inspection, that fucker brought friends.

I grew a beard to look older... ...Be careful what you wish for.

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