First time you felt old

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With your full name James, you should just embrace it. Go for the distinguished look, dye it all grey, get a monocle and start introducing yourself as "James Deaux the Fourth, possibly Esquire, I'm not entirely sure what that is."

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I don't have a problem with losing my hair, I just wish it started to happen after I went grey. I always wanted a full head of grey hair. Chances are, though, I'll have the Captain Picard look by the time I'm 50.

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My youngest son is 5 today.

I win.

Also, I fell down the stairs last night. I screamed "COCKSUCKER!" in front of our Korean exchange student, and then got drunk and watched a lesbian vampire movie with Darryll. All is right with the world.

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I always get a kick out of people's reactions when I tell them how old I am. A customer came into the store last night and asked if I was still in high school and I told him I'm actually almost 30, and he and his wife both did a double take. :fez:

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