JackFetch Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Stolen from Gamesradar “Damn, that girl is smokin... oh... that’s a guy?” Surely, we’ve all fallen victim to such a scenario. Not you, you say! You’re a hardcore gamer with 20/20 vision and a keen eye for Adam’s apples and moose knuckles? Fine! Many of us aren’t as perceptive, so we’ve decided to highlight those brave folks who might not have gotten their sex the first time around. This isn’t simply an excuse to point and laugh at the femmy kid, heavens no! We at GamesRadar are well aware there’s no humor to be mined from the transgendered, and that being gay is, most certainly, serious business. Nay, this PC article is a semi-researched, gender-bending celebration! And when need be, we’ve got reasoning, fan art, and crotch shots to back up our claims of confusion. Um... so there. 7. Tidus from Final Fantasy X Shades of Lady: - Semi-exposed midriff - Absolutely adorable hair - Cries Proof of Penis: - Kissed a girl once. But anyone of drinking age and access to a Girls Gone Wild commercial, or college, knows girl kissin’ is no longer the sport of men alone. 6. Zelos Wilder from Tales of Symphonia Shades of Lady: - A red mane that's the envy of all - Dons a purdy pink corset Proof of Penis: - Kind of a player - A self-centered prick 5. Nights from the Nights series Shades of Lady: - Candy colored clothing - A hint of mascara 4. Jiro from Blue Dragon Shades of Lady: - The prettiest green dress you ever did see! - Goth-chic haircut Proof of Penis: - A voice that could wake the Gods. 3. Gackt from Bujingai and Final Fantasy VII series Shades of Lady - Eyes you could disappear in for days - An hourglass figure that’s to die for (Am I right, ladies?!) Proof of Penis - Voted ORICON Magazine's #1 "Sexiest Male Singer" - Shirtless pics available for all ages 2. Bridget from Guilty Gear series Shades of Lady: - Dressed as a nun - His name is... C’mon, just look at him! Proof of Penis - Several pictures readily available on the internet we can’t post here - Outside of being a dude, not much 1. Birdo from Super Mario everything Shades of Lady: - Red hair bow - Eye mascara - PINK! - Lays f***ing eggs! Proof of penis: - Nothing... Except for this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 This list means nothing without Calintz from Magna Carta (that's a dude on the right). I never once thought he was a man until the first cutscene played. I think they chose a VA with a deep voice just to drive home the fact that he’s supposed to be a masculine character. Terrible game too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drqshadow Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Tidus was absolutely masculine next to FFIX's Kuja. I know LOTS of guys who parade around with puckered lips in a midriff-bearing dress and thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Bridget beats everyone else, but two others are close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Tidus was absolutely masculine next to FFIX's Kuja. I know LOTS of guys who parade around with puckered lips in a midriff-bearing dress and thong. He stole my look! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZGDK Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 I knew a Mario character was going to be number one. Also wasn't the Birdo thing an error? I think that it's been retconned so that Birdo is a woman. However in Brawl, Birdo's trophy said that Birdo's gender cannot be determined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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