JackFetch Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 The 12 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories Ever (Besides the Clone Saga) 12) Spider-man Kills Mary Jane with his Radioactive Semen, Spider-man: Reign 11) Peter Parker’s Parents Are Actually Evil Robots Programmed to Kill Spider-man, Amazing Spider-man #386-88 10) Curt Conners Is an Asshole, Spectacular Spider-man #11-13 9) Spidey Meets the Amazing Redneck/Trucker Superhero Razorback, Spectacular Spider-man #12-15 8) Gwen Stacy Fucked Norman Osborn in the ‘70s, and Had Super-Aging Superpowered Kids, Amazing Spider-man #509-514 7) John Byrne Takes a Dump on Amazing Spider-man #1-19, Spider-man: Chapter One 6) The Hobgoblin Is Revealed to be Dead and Somebody Else, Amazing Spider-man #289 and Web of Spider-man #29 5) Spider-man Sells His Pregnant Supermodel Wife to the Devil, Spider-man: One More Day 4) Norman Osborn Becomes Magic, The Gathering of Five 3) Spider-man Mutates Into a Giant Pregnant Spider, Spectacular Spider-man #17–20 2) Aunt May Is Alive and Immediately Dying Again, The Final Chapter 1) Maximum Carnage, Maximum Carnage http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12..._the.php?page=1 Commentary on each one at the link. Did they forget anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 9) Spidey Meets the Amazing Redneck/Trucker Superhero Razorback, Spectacular Spider-man #12-15 This one's actually a pretty fun story. And OMD should be number one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker's Groupie Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 I just might have to read Reign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 I just might have to read Reign Don't waste your time. It's a terrible Dark Knight Returns ripoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 12) Spider-man Kills Mary Jane with his Radioactive Semen, Spider-man: Reign Please tell me you're kidding. Please tell me that wasn't actually part of the story. If it is true, you have my permission to lie and say you made it up. What was that movie where the characters decided that Lois Lane would die if she and Superman had sex? I wonder if the writers had gotten stoned, watched that movie, and then wrote the story. Because stoned is the only explanation I can come up with for why someone would actually think that is a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Hate to tell you, but that's part of the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 What was that movie where the characters decided that Lois Lane would die if she and Superman had sex? I wonder if the writers had gotten stoned, watched that movie, and then wrote the story. Because stoned is the only explanation I can come up with for why someone would actually think that is a good idea. That was Mallrats, written and directed by Kevin Smith. And given most of Kevin's material throughout his career and his knowledge of comics, I don't think getting stoned was a necessity to write that down. I'll also point out that he's not the first one to think of that. Larry Niven wrote a a piece about it called, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I think he's just saying they'd have to be stoned to think the concept would be work well for a serious story arc in Spiderman. I don't think he was saying anything bad about Mallrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I think he's just saying they'd have to be stoned to think the concept would be work well for a serious story arc in Spiderman. I don't think he was saying anything bad about Mallrats. Yes, to be fair, I've never seen Mallrats. I just think it's an amazingly stupid idea for a spider-man story. I'm surprised Vince Russo didn't come up with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Hate to tell you, but that's part of the story. Out of curiosity, what kind of cancer was it? Please tell me it was throat cancer :devil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Colon cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Robinson Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 It's almost as though the cancer has been sprayed across your back. I've never seen anything like it. Oh god I'm a terrible person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker's Groupie Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Hate to tell you, but that's part of the story. Out of curiosity, what kind of cancer was it? Please tell me it was throat cancer :devil: If it is throat cancer then I definitely have to read Reign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-T Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Please tell me it was throat cancer Colon cancer? You people are sick. :laugh: I know LOL has been overused and beaten into the ground to the point it has not meant anything for the last 10 years, but literally, LOL. I can just see Vince Russo using that in a storyline in WCW back in the day, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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