Guest Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 "I wish I knew how to quit you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 This is no time to cop a feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 The PIttsburgh Penguins are no match for the Bruins in their brand new electric jerseys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFetch Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Serum? I have the strength of many men thanks to my 7 dead brother's fetuses inside my chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 This looks like a job for superman! While he does that, have you heard the great saving prowess of Sprint..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Moments before Dubya went backstage and looked up "Excelsior" in the dictionary. or Contrary to popular belief, it was a Marvel writer, not DC, who created Joker's electric death prank handshake device. or The only two men on earth who end every sentence with two exclamation points!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 The only two men on earth who end every sentence with two exclamation points!! Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 The new legion of doom has taken over Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 "For the last time, I can't make you Spiderman!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Who masters of the craft meet up to determine who can tell the taller more unlikely tale and get the American public to buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 You gay Jewish English bastards will never take Valhalla! To arms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Kyle: I feel way better about being a Jew now that I know Mel Gibson is just a big wacko douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Two jews, a black guy and a priest walk into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 What happens in a Judd Apatow movie when Seth Rogen is unavailable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Mel Gibson's choice of showing up in a wig proved he has taken his role as Balder in Thor the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 "I shall call him...Mini Me!" edit: I never thought I would quote Austin Powers again. To slip after so long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 He's not yours Ralph! Are you that blind? Can't you see he's half sea otter? I'm sorry, but when you're never home and with our tunnel so close to the water, it's hard for a girl sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 This is the sound of a cute bomb going off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 "Well Mr. Bond. The diamonds or the baby?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Do I hear twenty for the kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I shall love him and pet him and kiss him and call him George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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