Dan Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 OH MY CHRIST MONICA NO ONE CARES WHAT TO CALL THE LUNCH YOU'RE PLANNING FOR THE GUY WHO'S LEAVING AND WE CERTAINLY DO NOT NEED TO DEVOTE HALF AN HOUR TO THE DISCUSSION OF WHAT TO CALL THIS LUNCH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 I'm reminded of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Okay, A, I had forgotten about that. Oh, man. Hug it out, bitch. B, That is PRECISELY what this woman is all about. Party planning is an excellent way to avoid doing anything useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 My thumbnail is displaying a staggering level of indecision about whether or not it's going to fall off or not. It's extremely annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Okay, A, I had forgotten about that. Oh, man. Hug it out, bitch. B, That is PRECISELY what this woman is all about. Party planning is an excellent way to avoid doing anything useful. Elect yourself head of the Validity Committee and call her Party Planning invalid. Fixes everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Okay, A, I had forgotten about that. Oh, man. Hug it out, bitch. B, That is PRECISELY what this woman is all about. Party planning is an excellent way to avoid doing anything useful. Elect yourself head of the Validity Committee and call her Party Planning invalid. Fixes everything. Yes, but what will they do when the power goes to his head. And he starts demanding that the hot setting on the hot water cooler goes up an extra 2 degrees? And conversely says that the cold water isn't cold enough. You're just opening a can of worms, Ackerman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Good morning grey hair. Here's to aging gracefully. STUPID GREY HAIR! I HATE YOU! (uncontrollable sobbing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Tom, no offense, but I would love to be going grey instead of bald. At least grey looks distinguished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 At least grey looks distinguished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Good morning grey hair. Here's to aging gracefully. STUPID GREY HAIR! I HATE YOU! (uncontrollable sobbing) Well, you are nearly 30.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Tom, no offense, but I would love to be going grey instead of bald. At least grey looks distinguished. To be fair balding is way higher up that list of fears for me, but that's mainly due to the criss-crossing network of scars that would make me look like Deniro in Frankenstein. And as a style choice I don't dislike the grey, it's more the broken pact with the devil that it signifies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Well, he told you to take good care of that picture but no, you had to go on that one bender and, well, shit does happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 The further down the rabbit hole I go, the more disgusted and angry I am. Also, fuck liars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted March 30, 2013 Report Share Posted March 30, 2013 Holiday weekend with the famiky is goinf even worse than expected, and were not even to the part where we meet the estranged family member. Please send help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Having to bite your tongue when a friend tells you about a problem, and you know, whatever advice you'd give, is clearly not what you would be doing, as you're in a similar, yet quite a bit darker, situation, and not wanting to appear to be more of a hypocrite than you already are. That sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted April 3, 2013 Report Share Posted April 3, 2013 Dear girl who sits behind me: Please, I beg you, for the love of all that is good and holy, please, please, PLEASE stop shouting into your phone about your daughter's watery stool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 8, 2013 Report Share Posted April 8, 2013 So the Doctor removed my thumbnail and said "I've never seen that before" about what was underneath. I have been referred to the plastic surgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 update, I now have two weeks of treatments aimed at burning off whats grown back where my thumbnail should be, and then they'll pull out the partially regrown nail and fold skin over, so I won't have a nail anymore. I'll continue to post updates and if anyone has a problem with that I can take pictures, so be glad I'm leaving it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 So, it turns out the horrible feelings in my stomach, and the sensation of choking or dry heaving, and hot flashes I've been feeling daily for the past several months may have nothing to do with indigestion and may be just some sort of panic attacks. That sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 I can't recommend meditation enough for that sort of thing, Austen. It's really great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 16, 2013 Report Share Posted April 16, 2013 Someday when I die and meet God, I'm going to look at him and say, "Listen, I have no qualms about the gay thing. I know that was just you saying, 'You're so awesome that I don't think the ladies could deal with you.' But, this entire hereditary knee thing I got going on? Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on, especially when I wake up to go to the bathroom at 3 in the morning and I somehow knocked it out again so it becomes painful to get there, and by the point I'm able to get it back in, I'm too awake to go back to sleep. Yeah, calling total bullshit there. On the bright side, once again, thanks on the gay thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 The problem with buying a wallet online is, you have the thing for eight days, before the coin part bursts, and that being the main reason you bought it, you're probably justifiably annoyed at the thing. In a completely unrelated note, I have to stop buying cheap wallets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Do to an error on their part, my power company turned off our power and, despite assurances that it would be back on today, nope, it's still off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 So, my knee randomly started hurting last night whenever I have to get up or sit down, or go on anything other than straight ground. Not really sure how this happened, but hey, bodies are weird. Whatevs. This morning, while plugging in the laptop, I manage to trip on the box that the cat likes to sleep on/use to get up to my bed because she's old, and it slides on the hardwood floors, I somehow end up doing the forced splits, with my injured knee resting on the box, and my other leg straight out in front of me. In short, my lower body is kind of made of pain right now. Yay for painkillers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Say what you want about family, cause the bastards will use any opportunity to use anything against you whenever they see fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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