Dan Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 "I need a favor from you, you ignorant fucktard!" Yes, let me get right on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Why is it some people are only nice to you, when they want or need something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 I'm leaving to go to Florida on Friday. So far, so much has went wrong on this trip. Some money I was depending on didn't get mailed until Monday so if it doesn't come by tomorrow, I'm minorly screwed. I need to do laundry but the roomie who said he's take me to do it has been a flake. Add in that my hair is a mess and I need to get it cut but don't have the money for it and yeah, so not thrilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 9, 2013 Report Share Posted May 9, 2013 Someone needs to have a conversation with the kid manning the grill downstairs about the difference between "medium-well" and "raw". Urp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 Dear cyclists, you're supposed to be on the road, not the pavement. That's a slight issue, but my real issue is with some of you, speeding past me, and expecting to pass without so much as a "Thanks" or "Excuse me." again, just some, but you dicks are making everyone else look bad. So for all you cyclists who think you have a right to, and own the pavement and every pedestrian should move out of the way for you, go fuck yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightWing Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 My town is pretty much made of exclusively 2-lane long roads, and we have a ton of cyclists. It is a PAIN to drive with all of them on the roads because they clog traffic and turn 45mph roads into 25mph school zones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 I go to the sports bar/restaurant to watch the UFC PPV. By myself, as well, no one else cares. As such, I am getting sick of being annoyed because I am a table of one. I didn't order the minute I was seated so I missed my chance apparently. Waiting 30 minutes for a drink as also ridiculous. They were not all that busy, so no excuses. Normally I would just excuse it as an off night. But it has been a trend for the past 4 PPVs I wanted to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Not even 9 am and I had to drive to the middle of nowhere to rescue my dad from a flat tire. Today is not off to a good start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 It's my mother's birthday slash retirement do tonight. Meaning I have to spend all of tonight explaining to her friends who haven't seen me in years that I'm unemployed dole scum. It doesn't help that many of them are parents of people I used to go to school with, so my situation is going to get a thorough grinding through the rumour mill. fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 £80 to replace a part in the washing machine only to find it was a clogged pipe. 1) Up yours previous tenants and your crappy jewellery 2) Up yours machine fault code suggesting broken part 3) Up yours Indesit troubleshooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pan-dub Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 It's my mother's birthday slash retirement do tonight. Meaning I have to spend all of tonight explaining to her friends who haven't seen me in years that I'm unemployed dole scum. It doesn't help that many of them are parents of people I used to go to school with, so my situation is going to get a thorough grinding through the rumour mill. fun Sucks man, could you not take the opportunity to imply that you can't tell them the "real truth"? (MI6) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I'm not allowed to discuss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 Wasn't that bad in the end, I variously claimed to be "unemployed and loving it", "Retired" and "Not allowed to tell you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 Also, "your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well done, sir. Personally, i'd have gone with "I'd tell you, but then the drones would likely be paying you a visit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 It's amazing how easy it was to turn the bad feeling back on many of them actually. I just pointed out that it was 20 years ago that I sang in the same choir as them and suddenly they all felt very very old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Instead of my resume, I accidently attached an unfinished draft of my horror story to a job application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 That sucks. On the bright side, maybe you'll get some feedback on the story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Yargh. No fun. An employer asked me for a copy of my dissertation and it took two hours to find one that wasn't filled with corrections and notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 So the airline lost all my luggage and now I'm fucked cause that's pretty much everything I own. Yellowstone was great though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 ....How did they manage that?? And lost with the potential to be found, or lost lost? Always fun: your father leaving out his attack plan on your mother for the divorce where you and the girls can see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 They're tracing them down at the moment, I should get a call when they're found. After that it'll take about a day until they're returned to me. I dont know what the mystery is because only places they could be are Rapid City, SD or Minneapolis unless they really are lost lost. This has happened to me before but they've always gotten my luggage back to me within a day or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 I just walked home though some rather cold and pouring rain, getting soaked to the bone. Get home, five minutes the sun is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted July 24, 2013 Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 So after weeks of jumping through rings and six (yes six) interviews I didn't get the imdb job. Fairly gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted July 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 Fuck! Sorry to hear that, Tom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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