Molly Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Who the fuck likes Lemon Starbursts, anyway? They taste like Lysol smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 I just found out through e-mail I didn't get a job I wanted/needed in a supermarket. Yip, it's official I've hit level 7 of rockbottom, just when things can't seem to suck anymore, I get more crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 So after a couple days of wonkyness, it turns out that my laptop battery is indeed dead. I had a week full of podcasting and editing planned that's now been shot to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Home sick today. Woke up feeling like a can of crushed dogshit. I'm going to drink Neo Citran and watch Lord of Illusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Every time I touch my right nostril, it fires blood for like ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 ...You might want to get that looked at. Some asshole opened the dryer while my stuff was in it and didn't close it, so I just wasted about a buck-fifty attempting to dry my laundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I need to quit dating, forever. Every girl I find is more out of her mind than the last one, which should be statistically impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 If taxi companys want business, you don't drop calls on your customers or treat them like idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 How come it is that I can manage to get semi-decent jobs at home, but at college, I can't get a job that gives me steady hours? (Didn't get the info desk job.) Fuck this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 That's shit Venneh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 I didn't get the job at Northwestern. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Sorry, man. So, who do we sacrifice to to get a job now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Sorry, man. So, who do we sacrifice to to get a job now? I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Mowing 2 lawns: An Hour and a Half One Power Point: An Hour Organizing Journal: Thirty minutes Typing up a paper: 15 minutes Time that I could spend right now goofing off if I didnt procrastinate: Endless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Grumble grumble stuck at work grumble grumble. Working in an old railway arch sucks, especially when its gloriously sunny outside. Not that I can tell for way back here behind my pc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Who the fuck writes a 53 page novel summary? That's not a summary...that's a novel! That is officially more words than Of Mice and Men. I can't be expected to read this! I've abandoned novels before reaching 40,000 words! This fucking summary is 40,000 words. Memoirs of a Geisha? Memoirs of a Fail more like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Spoiler: It sucks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I'm going to make a rule: if you can't summarize the novel in one page typewritten, you fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Memoirs of a geisha, lots of people get happy endings in that I heard.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 No, that's Diary of a Masseuse. But they're similar, I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Oh, which one is the one where the book ends with someone where everyone says "What the fuck was that!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Oh, which one is the one where the book ends with someone where everyone says "What the fuck was that!?" The novelization of Spider-Man 3. Boom! Roasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 That children is how it's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Who the fuck writes a 53 page novel summary? That's not a summary...that's a novel! That is officially more words than Of Mice and Men. I can't be expected to read this! I've abandoned novels before reaching 40,000 words! This fucking summary is 40,000 words. Memoirs of a Geisha? Memoirs of a Fail more like it! The only way I can see the summary reaching 53 pages with Memoirs of a Geisha is if it went into the cultural stuff behind most of the book, in which case, yeah, I can see that happening. Are you allowed to tell me more about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kscriv Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Des, copy/paste the first post you made on the subject. That's as good an explanation as your student can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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