Venneh Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 I think technically under financial laws so long as you send it to him in a business capacity, you're good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 So, I have a specific agent's home address on file. Would it be vilating any privacy guidelines to mail the jackoff a box of angry scorpions to his house? Or shuold I just mail it to his office and hope his secretary doesn't open his mail for him? I would really like to see this guy running around frantically, covered in scorpions. For the uninitiated (read "foreigners" ), what's an agent in this context and why do they deserve your scorpion scorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 So, I have a specific agent's home address on file. Would it be vilating any privacy guidelines to mail the jackoff a box of angry scorpions to his house? Or shuold I just mail it to his office and hope his secretary doesn't open his mail for him? I would really like to see this guy running around frantically, covered in scorpions. For the uninitiated (read "foreigners" ), what's an agent in this context and why do they deserve your scorpion scorn? An agent, or financial advisor, is in the business of taking old ladies' life savings, telling them they're going to invest it in something that will provide for their retirement, and instead use it to buy himself a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I seem to be chasing a frog around the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I seem to be chasing a frog around the house. I don't think I've heard too many people make that complaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 So, I have a specific agent's home address on file. Would it be vilating any privacy guidelines to mail the jackoff a box of angry scorpions to his house? Or shuold I just mail it to his office and hope his secretary doesn't open his mail for him? I would really like to see this guy running around frantically, covered in scorpions. For the uninitiated (read "foreigners" ), what's an agent in this context and why do they deserve your scorpion scorn? An agent, or financial advisor, is in the business of taking old ladies' life savings, telling them they're going to invest it in something that will provide for their retirement, and instead use it to buy himself a boat. So a Wall Street fuckarse? Hang on, I'm sure I can get a few snakes of the incredibly poisonous variety to add to that package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I seem to be chasing a frog around the house. I don't think I've heard too many people make that complaint. I am unique! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I seem to be chasing a frog around the house. I don't think I've heard too many people make that complaint. I am unique! Do you think the frog might be a shapeshifter, like Mike's favorite Dr. Who penguin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I seem to be chasing a frog around the house. I don't think I've heard too many people make that complaint. I am unique! Do you think the frog might be a shapeshifter, like Mike's favorite Dr. Who penguin? I think the frog maybe a trickster demon hellbent on making me insane. The damn thing will not sit still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I'm so sorry, Dan. I didn't know you were trying to fend off Loki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 No one ever thinks they're going to have to fend off Loki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I seem to be chasing a frog around the house. I don't think I've heard too many people make that complaint. I am unique! Do you think the frog might be a shapeshifter, like Mike's favorite Dr. Who penguin? Frobisher is everyone's favorite Doctor Who penguin. Even people who have never heard of Doctor Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 No one ever thinks they're going to have to fend off Loki. That's what makes him a trickster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Well, shit. My dad appears to have blocked the entire family from his FB. This should be interesting. He's claiming it's a temporary deactivation for a job interview, but we'll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 3, 2011 Report Share Posted October 3, 2011 Just suffered two anxiety attacks within a fifteen minute period. They just wore me down so much that I just feel so bloody tired right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Know what's more annoying than running out of time for a question on an exam? Running out of time when you only have one sentence left to write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hey, unemployment? I filed on the 21st of last month. I've been jumping through your hoops for running three weeks now. Now you tell me that after you look into the discharge and determine whether or not my Lawrence wages count, it might be until the 21st of THIS month until you make a decision, three days into my new job? Fuck you, and suck cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 You ever have one of those times where all your problems are bothering you, and you try to deal with them sensibly one by one, but they somehow link into each other, meaning you are sort of unable to deal with one problem, without having to tackle another one? Yeah, that's my life right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Cost of driving lessons from June: £800 Cost of theory test: £31 Cost of practical test, and the time of your instructor: £102 Fucking up every single maneuver in the worst way possible during your practical test: Priceless There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's Mastercard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 My direct superior at work just quit this morning. Guess who gets all of her work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 My direct superior at work just quit this morning. Guess who gets all of her work? Jan from accounting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 My direct superior at work just quit this morning. Guess who gets all of her work? And none of her pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Ding ding ding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Along those same lines, today I had to write a complete list of my tasks, and it confirmed what I've always known: they're squeezing a full-time job into a part-time position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Going along with Mike, I'm in charge of our bookstores trade books i.e. the non-textbooks. I also work in textbooks most of the time. They rarely schedule enough coverage where I can do both jobs since someone will have to be on the floor/My manager will give me something else to do. As a result, I have a shelf of returns that I need to do/constant paperwork/keeping an eye out for shoplifters. I get about 17 hours a week to do all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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