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I'm working on a piece featuring a late twenties/early thirties college professor. He teaches physics and focuses on chaos theory and the like. He's introspective, and slightly awkward, I just have no name for him, and nothing I come up with seems to have any snap. He's going to be falling into sort of a Faustian trap/deterministic mess, if that helps.

Go, smart people, go!

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Slab bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Bald Bigplank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bulk Vanderhuge

Thick Mcrunfast

Buff Drinklots

Slunk Slabchest

Fist Rockbone

Stomp Beefmob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Chokmen

Dirk Hardpeck

Rip Steakface

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson! No wait...

Smoke Man Muscle

Gristle McThornbody!

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Slab bulkhead

Bridge Largemeat

Punt Speedchunk

Butch Deadlift

Bald Bigplank

Splint Chesthair

Flint Ironstag

Bulk Vanderhuge

Thick Mcrunfast

Buff Drinklots

Slunk Slabchest

Fist Rockbone

Stomp Beefmob

Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin

Buck Plankchest

Stump Chokmen

Dirk Hardpeck

Rip Steakface

Crud Bonemeal

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson! No wait...

Smoke Man Muscle

Gristle McThornbody!

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.

As for suggestions.

Barry Goslin

James Malkner

Nelson Findle

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While listening to Hey an Actor I misheard Ian say ... name insert here.... It sounded like Naman Sertier. I have used that name for an aspiring con artist.

Edit: Maybe it was Pulp Diction

Whatever recording it was, I will demand my usual 30% cut for intellectual property! :smilewinkgrin:

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While listening to Hey an Actor I misheard Ian say ... name insert here.... It sounded like Naman Sertier. I have used that name for an aspiring con artist.

Edit: Maybe it was Pulp Diction

Whatever recording it was, I will demand my usual 30% cut for intellectual property! :smilewinkgrin:

Sure thing. To paraphrase Chow Yun-fat in Dragonball Evolution: " 30% of nothing is still nothing."

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