Venneh Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Pretty much what the title says. * D.W. FUCK * Venneh kate survived? * D.W. Purgatory * D.W. it was fucking purgatory * Jack Fetch no * Venneh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAh that was bullshit * Dread wow...I called purgatory in season 2 * Doug P anyway * Jack Fetch The flash sideway was the afterlife * Jack Fetch Everything on the island was real * D.W. everyone called purgatory in season 1 * Dread Hah! religious propaganda for 200 alex * Preston HAHAHAHAH * D.W. I understand that, Jack * Preston Seriously? * Venneh I love it when this happens. * Venneh At least it wasn't some kid's snowglobe. * Preston They should have just made the finale JJ Abrhams jacking off into a pile of money. * D.W. fuck, that might have made more sense * Dread i wanted Bobby Ewing to step out of the shower at the end * Jack Fetch I like it. * Jack Fetch It made perfect sense to me * 10:35 PM * Dread I'm just glad i stopped watsing my time with it * D.W. it was great for an hour * Venneh What happened to Kate? * Preston I am so, so amused right now. * TFG1Mike i never even wasted my time with it after I saw the plane crash lol * D.W. then it spent the rest of the time patting itself on the back * Jack Fetch She escaped the island * D.W. they killed the big bad within the first 45 minutes and everyone else just survived * Venneh And went to heaben? * D.W. no, there was an alternate timeline * D.W. that was purgatory * D.W. the island itself was just a bunch of bullshit that they never explained * Venneh Yeah, it does that * Dread a microcosm of the show itself * Jack Fetch They explained what they needed to. * D.W. like fuck they did * Dread haha * D.W. I want those six years of my life back * Venneh Lost: The Show That Finally Pushed Dubs To Drink * D.W. I don't know why this surprised me * D.W. I knew it was gonna suck * Preston Haha * Venneh It just sucked even more than you expected. * Venneh It exceeded all expectations. * Venneh Just not in a good way. * D.W. What's the island? Fuck you, that's what the island is. * D.W. What's that light? It's a light made out of fuck you. * D.W. Why are they all on the island? They're all there to say fuck you. * Venneh I just want to say that I called it being a big fuck you. * TFG1Mike well I am going to finish watching this ep of SVU catch y'all later * Kscriv Dubs, do you have any two word message to send to Mr. Abrams? * Preston Hahaha * Venneh Take care Mike * D.W. eat dick * Preston I love this. * Dread Grey poupon? * 10:45 PM * Kscriv can we just rip this chat log and put itas a review on the mainpage. * Kscriv I would be a shining endorsement to the lurkers to get involved up in here * D.W. What the fuck did purgatory have to do with what was going on with the island? Fucking nothing, buy some DVDs, nerd. * Venneh You know what? * Dread what? * Kscriv Chicken Butt * Venneh I'm going to go make a Shining Chat Room Moments Thread. * Venneh And I'm going to copy/paste most of the Dubs rage. * Dread POW! * Kscriv works for Kellen * Dread I was going to say "in the butt" * D.W. Where was Mr. Eko? He read the script and said it was below his standards and he was in GI FUCKING JOE * Venneh And the bit from the other night works too. * Venneh Where we pointed out that Taun Tauns are bigger on the inside. * Chris Johnson An ABC source reported that the DVD and Blu-ray release of season 6 will feature twenty minutes of additional scenes, some of which will have answers to questions, cut from the storyline due to running time. * Dread buy the dvd nerd * TFG1Mike has left the room * D.W. Where did Walt get his powers? From his ass, the same place we get all our ideas from. * Kscriv Didn't they get 3.5 hours of the network's time? * Dread they got like 100 hours and decided to reveal nothing. Except the most obvious answer. Brian K. Vaughn sucks. * D.W. Why the fuck are people giving birth in purgatory? Cut us some slack, we only had TWO AND A HALF HOURS to explain everything * Preston Because we * Dread to be fair, unborn babies go to purgatory * Preston 've been making this shit up as we go along. * Preston Okay? * Preston Is that what you wanted? * Kscriv so they were abortions, LIKE THIS SHOW AMIRITE!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Part 2: * D.W. baby was already alive in the real world and aged to like, six * Dread POW! * Preston They kept giving us more money, and here's the secret: We're not good writers. But there was money, and coke and hookers, so by God, we were going to keep trying. * Kscriv uiynhbtrftvgnhyjub * Kscriv I slam my head against keyboard and magic happens * D.W. what did the numbers mean? they're the answer to the Fuck You Equation * 10:50 PM * Dread it worked at the time. who cares if it makes sense! * Dread Dubs, remember yesterday or the day before when I posted about how the show sucked because it made no sense. Then you defended it? That was awesome. * D.W. you're remembering wrong * D.W. "as far as being a great mystery with a rewarding and logical conclusion, it's an epic failure." * Preston You know how many episodes of Lost I've watched? Zero. * D.W. I knew it was going to be bad * Kscriv so, isn't there a show that was once really good that's wrapping up tomorrow? * D.W. I didn't know it was going to be THIS bad * Preston Could be worse. * Dread "They're never going to explain what the numbers mean, why Walt had superpowers, who the people shooting at the canoes were, why the statue was there, what the MIB's name is, etc. And I'm not expecting them to. The only thing the finale is going to serve is to tell us what the ultimate fate of the characters will be. Great dialogue and character development is what the show will ultimately be praised and remembered for, and I'm fine with * Preston Could be Battlestar Galactia * D.W. and in a week, I will be fine with that * D.W. but right now, I'm pissed * Dread heh * Chris Johnson Y'know, I'm gonna watch the whole series this summer, and if I hate the ending, I won't care because the first season at least was excellent TV. * Venneh New topic has been made. * Jack Fetch It's funny because I'm reading on AICN and everyone loved it. You seem to be the only one pissed * D.W. good for them * D.W. they can buy the DVDS * Dread AICN is paid to like everything * Chris Johnson No, I've been looking around and people are half and half. A lot hated the last 10 minutes. * Jack Fetch I'm talking about the talkbackers * Jack Fetch fuck Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 You might want to put parts of that in spoilers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Oh yeah. Fixing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Does anyone mind if I take Kellen's suggestion and put this on the mainpage Monday morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 I don't much mind, but ask Dubs, it's mainly his rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 What's the island? Fuck you, that's what the island is. Truer words have never been spoken. Haven't seen the episode yet, but if the island is purgatory then why isn't it piled high with unbaptised babies? I mean, seriously, the island should be crawling with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 What's the island? Fuck you, that's what the island is. Truer words have never been spoken. Haven't seen the episode yet, but if the island is purgatory then why isn't it piled high with unbaptised babies? I mean, seriously, the island should be crawling with them. The "sideways" timeline they've been going back to all season has been purgatory, not the island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 From our weekly Saturday Night E2 Movie, which, this week, was Empire Strikes Back: From the chat: # Venneh But the Taun Tauns are bigger... ON THE INSIDE. # Stavros HAH # Chris Johnson Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! # Venneh That needs to be a shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 This evening, we alternated adding sentences to create a story. Here is the result. dc20willsave Marie never thought she would be having her wedding at Jim's Bowl-a-rama but here she was. KnightWing She would have been married in a church, but after the robot apocalypse of 2017, there weren't any churches left standing in Stephenville. Nicolette Opal At least that's what her fiance, Jimmy -- the town's resident psychotic -- insisted whenever she'd bring up wedding plans; arguing with Jimmy wasn't an option. Venneh So, here she was, in a Bowl-o-Rama, about to walk down the center lane towards the justice of the peace and her fian - husband, standing where the tenpins ought to be. Chris Johnson The bowling shoes she was wearing were not befitting of a bride, but she made do with what she had after the robots had incinerated all the high heels. dc20willsave That was at least the store Jimmy had told her though he smelled of gasoline, whiskey and, oddly enough, watermelon. KnightWing Marie wondered now why she had chosen to marry the town's resident psychotic, and whether or not his insane ramblings perhaps had a fraction of truth. Nicolette Opal Make no mistake, there were benefits: His large trust fund, his muscular (though jittery) physique, the way he made her laugh like no one else could...but is all that enough? she wondered as she stepped carefully down the waxed lane. Venneh She could hear the whispers of the assembled guests, most of whom were carrying shotguns; Jimmy had insisted on it. Chris Johnson Suddenly amid the haze of words spoken with a southern drawl, she heard the distinct sound of an object rolling toward her. dc20willsave Mrs. Appleton's 3rd grade girls class had been given the same lane and they were going to bowl, goddammit! KnightWing Marie heard a loud "SNAP" and looked down to see her crushed ankle as she fell to the waxen floor. Nicolette Opal "But that was part of the plan," Jimmy pouted as they strapped Marie to a gurney. Venneh They were still in the lanes, and of course, the girls were going to bowl come hell or high water; the next little girl took out the legs of the gurney. Chris Johnson Considering the day she had, Marie was probably thankful that the next ball collided with her skull. dc20willsave Marie would wake up two years thinking herself to be a Latino hooker named Chiquita Bananas. KnightWing Jimmy, on the other hand, had many more adventures in the years ahead, most of which also involved head injuries. Nicolette Opal But who would ever be able to tell Jimmy had a head injury? Venneh Especially when compared to his... well, the woman who was supposed to be his wife. Chris Johnson Jimmy's belief that his job was a professional possum wrestler kept him occupied enough that he wasn't much of a nuisance to the other members of the community. dc20willsave Jimmy decided, after getting bitten by a possum, that it was time to become the masked avenger of the the mid-morning rush hour known as The Possum Avenger. KnightWing Later that night, the Possum Avenger stalked the rooftops of Stephenville, listening intently for those screams of the innocent that would call him to battle for justice. Nicolette Opal At least that's what he thought he was doing; the reality of the situation was, after Marie's accident, after she woke from her coma, she sought revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 D.W. Explains It All: D.W. here is every Kesha song - "if you get me drunk enough, I'll fuck you. Wait, who am I kidding, I'll fuck you anyway. :chorus:" D.W. :bridge: :chorus: "whore, by the way" :chorus: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 Niki and I discussing Sex and the City 2. * Venneh Meanwhile, after reading the review of Sex and the City 2, I want to go rip my ovaries out. * Nicolette Opal yeah, I heard Sex and the City 2 was pretty awful * Nicolette Opal what'd the review say? * Venneh I'm going to let something from Texts From Last Night say it all, then I'll link up Ebert's review. * Venneh (805): Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever" * 4:45 PM * Nicolette Opal ha! * Venneh http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=%2F20100525%2FREVIEWS%2F100529986 * Venneh Exceprted: * Venneh Samantha is arrested for kissing on the beach, and there's an uncomfortable scene in which the girls are menaced by outraged men in a public market, where all they've done is dress in a way more appropriate for a sales reception at Victoria's Secret. They're rescued by Arab women so well covered only their eyes are visible, and in private these women reveal that underneath the burkas they're wearing Dior gowns and so forth. Must get hot. * Nicolette Opal oh my god * Nicolette Opal yeesh * Venneh Fire. * Venneh Rage. * Venneh Strangulation wth ovaries. * Nicolette Opal right? * Venneh But, if nothing else, I'm going to go see Iron Man 2 tonight, and because of that, it'll be an empty theatre. * Venneh Which will be fun, cause then me and my friend can fully appreciate the hotness that is Scarlett Johannson in leather. * Nicolette Opal * SuaveStar ha * Venneh Brief updates. Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon) is a high-powered lawyer who is dissed by her male chauvinist pig boss. Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall) is still a sexaholic slut. Charlotte York (Kristin Davis) has the two little girls she thought she wanted, but now discovers that they actually expect to be raised. Mothers, if you are reading, run this through your head. One little girl dips her hands in strawberry topping and plants two big handprints on your butt. You are on the cell to a girlfriend. How do you report this? You moan and wail out: "My vintage Valentino!" Any mother who wears her vintage Valentino while making muffin topping with her kids should be hauled up before the Department of Children and Family Services. * Venneh YOU FAIL AS A MOTHER AND AS A HUMAN BEING. * 4:50 PM * Nicolette Opal yow * Nicolette Opal i've always disliked that franchise, but this is just downright... * Nicolette Opal awful. * SuaveStar Don't you see the parallels between the show and real life? * Venneh I'm kind of horrible, but now I want to see Des see this, just to see how quickly he tries to strangle himself. * SuaveStar I mean who hasn't......I lasted as long as I could pretending that actually made sense * Nicolette Opal oh, I'd love to hear Des and Megan review this. * Venneh Megan's gonna review it next week * Venneh Des got out of it cause she's going to see it with her girls * Venneh The plan was originally for them to see it together. * Venneh "You knew when I married you I was more Coco Chanel than coq au vin. * Venneh What? * Venneh I don't even * Nicolette Opal *barf* * Venneh Seriously, if I ever am forced to watch this, there are large amounts of powerful alcohol involved * Venneh Preferably absinthe. * Venneh Or something that can knock me out in the first five minutes. * Nicolette Opal ha! * Venneh Meanwhile, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda run up against a culture clash in the Middle East, as their style and attitudes contrast with Muslim society. This clash, and comedy derived from their defiance, makes for "comic relief."[2] The sheik stops paying the bills and they have to return prematurely. * Venneh Comic relief. * Venneh Comic. Fucking. * Venneh RELIEF?! * Venneh FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR CULTURAL INSENSITIVITY, FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKING PRADAS YOU WALKED IN ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 * slothian there are still places that I've not paid much attention to * slothian Humberside (my ex lives there) * slothian Cornwall (very far away) * slothian Mid Wales (as it's mid-Wales) * Stavros Theres nothing worth noting in mid-wales, and cornwall is a desolate place * Stavros The cornish are a brutish, warlike people * slothian I'm hoping that once the blog is up to date, I can recruit some other volunteers to do something similar for a proper website * slothian * slothian throwing pasties, eh? * Stavros you read my mind * Stavros Pasties are a serious business down there * Stavros Crusts hardened to be a tough as steel * 11:00 PM * slothian * slothian silly yokels * Stavros They're basically the Scottish without the gayer parts of glasgow * Stavros And here comes Suave * Stavros * slothian heh! * slothian I was in Glasgow 2 months ago * Stavros Rough as old balls isn't it. * slothian wasn't too bad, but I couldn't live there * SuaveStar has entered the room * slothian Hey! * Stavros Hey Suave * Stavros Oh god * SuaveStar Yes.... * slothian ? * Stavros It was all Ian's idea * SuaveStar Was it.... * Stavros Yup * Stavros Look at his guilty face! * 11:05 PM * slothian well, I do have ultra psychic powers * SuaveStar That you do. * slothian it's like if Mike were coming here in 5 minutes, we'd start slagging off Chicago * SuaveStar So, my name was brought up, for some reason. Do I want to know? * Stavros God I hate Chicago * Stavros They're all like "They filmed Dark Knight here" * Stavros or "We've got such a rich cultural heretige" * slothian It was simply us talking about threatening places and Stavros likened Cornwall to Glasgow * SuaveStar Glasgow has that sign "Welcome to Glasgow"..... * Stavros The only thing Chicago is famous for is criminals * Stavros here comes Mike... * Stavros * slothian and as you live in Glasgow, you were name-checked as we predicted you'd be in to see such a line! * SuaveStar ha * SuaveStar Just awesome timing then * Stavros Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Niki posted a picture of Tim (her husband), and he was then refereed to as "Sexy Jesus". I then made this picture of him. Tim one upped me http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae352/tacojelly/sexyjesus2.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 The Earth-2.net Chat Room Presents: Will and Chris Comment On The Emmys dc20willsave Okay, Tina Fey is in a song and dance number with Jimmy Fallon and the Glee Cast and Joel McHale just showed up. Koete Shit! Gotta turn on TV. Koete Son of a bitch. dc20willsave What? Koete NPH lost again. dc20willsave Ehh, at least the guy from Two and a Half Men didn't win. dc20willsave God I hate him. Koete Yeah, I guess that's consolation. dc20willsave I was cheering for Chris Colfer but I knew that was a farshot. dc20willsave I think I realized what's going on with Berry White. Koete What's that? dc20willsave The Golden Girls, individually, had a certain amount of awesome split between the four of them but when one passed on, the remaining got split between the remainder. Now that Betty White is the last one, she's got all of it. Koete Hmm. So when does she take her apprentice and overthrow the Republic? dc20willsave Tiny Fey might be her apprentice. Koete That makes sense. Koete (on a parody of the Old Spice ads) Brilliant! dc20willsave Yeah. dc20willsave Damn, it's looking like Modern Family is scooping all the comedy awards tonight. Koete Yeah. I haven't seen an episode, so I don't know if it's deserved. dc20willsave Tom Hanks just said I love You. dc20willsave C'mon Jane Lynch. Koete Colbert FTW. dc20willsave WOOO! Koete Not surpised. dc20willsave I've always loved her. Just glad other people recognize her for her pure awesome. Koete This feels like Modern Family v. glee dc20willsave Agreed. Koete Yeah, Betty White peeps better watch Community. dc20willsave Will do. Koete Yeah NPH! dc20willsave Well, there's one win for NPH. Koete Glee: 2, Modern Family: 2 dc20willsave And the important thing is that Two and a Half Men is getting left in the dust. Koete dc20willsave Heh. Koete George Clooney bringing the awesome. dc20willsave As always. Koete (on Jim Parsons winning for best lead actor) Nice! dc20willsave HOLY SHIT! dc20willsave That just rocks. Koete Suck it Glee! dc20willsave Heh. Koete Woah, NPH and Tina Fey co-presenting? dc20willsave I know, right? dc20willsave Is it bad that I so want to see this new Kristen Bell movie? Koete Yes. Yes it is. dc20willsave I'm hopelessly in love with the girl. Koete Me too, but not that in love with her. dc20willsave Jimmy Fallon, got to hell. dc20willsave BURN! Koete Hmm. Apparently Fey and NPH was too much awesomeness. dc20willsave I know, right? Koete Oh no! Glee contender! Koete Not a worry apparently. dc20willsave Edy Falco does not look happy to win. dc20willsave I call someone thought they were voting Eddy Falco in The Sopranos. Koete I can see that. Did you see the ending of the show? Hilarious! Koete Now we're onto the "I don't give a shit" portion. dc20willsave Ditto. Let's point and laugh. Koete I was, but they had to show Deadliest Catch. dc20willsave We need to cull the cast of Jersey Shore from existence or, heh, reality. Koete YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! dc20willsave Yeah! The one I watch won! Koete I guess American Idol...isn't going to Hollywood. dc20willsave YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! dc20willsave What did we do before David Caruso became a meme? Koete I can't even remember. dc20willsave Yet another thing we have The Soup to thank for. Koete Hey, Oprah, you know how you can have a killer last season? Give everyone in America a million dollars. dc20willsave It's like I said, her last episode she declares herself a diety and as she ascends, most of Chicago is destroyed in her holy fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 The Earth-2.net Chat Room Presents: Will and Chris Comment On The Emmys Part 2 dc20willsave Apparently Drama is shooting people. Koete Please, drama is taking off your sunglasses. Koete Oh man, how many poor bastards who waited for the DVD just had the end of Lost spoiled for them? dc20willsave Yeah, I know. They spoiled the end of last year's season for me then. dc20willsave Also, love how Fallon keeps on burning Leno. Koete Ooh, loss for Lost. dc20willsave Figured. Koete Ooh, another one. AMC is kicking their asses. dc20willsave Pretty much. dc20willsave Remember when AMC showed movies? Koete C'mon, they never did. That's like saying MTV showed music videos. dc20willsave True that. dc20willsave Burn Notice is the only one of those shows I've ever seen. Well, I still watch. Koete I haven't seen any. But I was pulling for Christina Hendricks. Koete (on lead actor in a drama) This is a competitive one. Bryan Crasnton was deserving. dc20willsave True that. Koete Hell yeah, Community bit! Koete Yay people nobody knows! Koete Hell yeah John Lithgow won. dc20willsave I think you're not an actor until you're on a Law and Order. Koete Most bizarre name I've ever seen. Koete Oh shit Breaking Bad, Dexter is taking you on. dc20willsave Okay, I like this guy. Koete Shit, was Jimmy Fallon just...funny? dc20willsave I think Jimmy Fallon was funnier when he was always stoned and obviously just reading the cards. dc20willsave But yeah, he was kinda funny. Koete The Billie Joe Armstrong bit specifically. Koete Props to that Twitter guy for tweeting what everyone was thinking. dc20willsave Heh. I love Tina. Koete Ha! Koete Huh. Kyra without a southern accent doesn't make me want to stab something. dc20willsave Ah, Colbert, I could kiss you. Koete I love how all of these clips are sticking it to NBC. dc20willsave Conan isn't actually allowed to make fun of NBC right now but everyone is doing a good job of it for him. Koete Yeah Joel McHale! dc20willsave Ah, The Tony Awards. TV few of us watch. dc20willsave I swear, I so want to find a way to biologically have Ricky Gervais's children. Koete Typical Brit. Giving everyone beer. dc20willsave Why do you think I want Ian to come to C2E2. dc20willsave Free Beer, duh. Koete If we can get Stavros, we can hatch a sitcom plot to get twice the free beer. dc20willsave "Ian refused to get me a beer." "Tom called me a bloody wanker and was going to hit me with his cricket bat if you didn't buy me a beard." Koete Oh shit, that Human Centipede line sent me rolling. dc20willsave Ditto. Koete YEAH CONAN! dc20willsave HA! Koete Dammit, really wanted Conan to win it. dc20willsave Ditto but it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Damn, wish I'd been able to stay awake now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 An exclusive preview of Preston's forthcoming (NSFW) children's books: Preston I want to write a children's book. Children see the world through innocent eyes. ...My book will change that. Rachel thirsty..... Rachel o.O dc20willsave ... Koete Dr. Ennis. Preston Dr. Who-now? dc20willsave You want to out do Bambi in fucking Children up. Preston ...Yes. dc20willsave Admirable. I blame the way I am today on Bambi. Koete You'd be a mash-up of Dr. Seuss and Garth Ennis. Preston I prefer to think of Warren Ellis. dc20willsave "Your Mother's a Tramp" dc20willsave Nobody loves you said the Dick in the Lamp." Preston ...Yes. Koete "Your sister's a crack whore," said Winnie The Whiskey Bottle. Preston "From the top of his mountain, The Mean Old Grinch stared/ Down on the town of Who-Ville, his green ballsack bared." dc20willsave "They were happy before you, until that one time they were drunk. They'd run, and they'd fuck, and take drives in the hickimajunk." SuaveStar And took a piss in the water stream. While all of whoville had to dream. Preston "'He moaned most angrily, voice filled with hate./ "Fuck off, I'm too hungover, and my girlfriend's period is late." dc20willsave "Billy shot at his parents, they ran and they screamed. He giggled and laughed, his cock hard in his jeans." Koete How The Grinch Told You to Fuck Off by Uncle Preston Preston "So the Grinch didn't steal Christmas, he just spent the next forty years drinking himself to death./ ...I don't know, something that rhymes with death." SuaveStar While getting high on meth? Koete Sheer poetry. Rachel I'm just going to hide in the corner over there.... Preston ...I have a future in children's lit. Preston You need to read my next book, "Harry Potter and the Secret of Your Mother's a Whore and Your Father Doesn't Love You." dc20willsave Followed by "The Lion, The Witch, and the Your Mom Regrets Chickening Out of The Abortion." SuaveStar And Preston Jackson and how the fuck did I get the last name Jackson? Preston Followed By "Where the Wild Things Are (Commiting Rape)." Preston ...Too far? dc20willsave Then Preston will produce his first animated series, "Avatar: The Last Cumbender." Preston Nah, it'll be Dexter's Labratory. Preston ...But with the Serial Killer Dexter. dc20willsave HA! That took me a second to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 ...Truly, this is my crowning moment on the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Shaun learns his place after trying to fire Stavros and I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 A talk on weather blooms into an age-old fight: * Stavros Thank science I live in a part of the world that is actually habitable. * Kscriv I'm thinking a little longer * Kscriv hey it's habitable out here * Venneh When it's not winter, it's okay. * Venneh The problem is that winter can last till May. * 5:55 PM * Kscriv and start in September * Stavros This is why civilisation never really took hold on that continent. * Venneh Hey! * Venneh I'm semi civilized! * Kscriv I like to go out on the frozen water with a wooden stick and hit stuff into a net * Koete You're just jealous that you don't have a Jersey Shore. * Stavros Please, you guys are the apes as the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey. * Koete More like apes in Planet of the Apes. * Venneh I have the best soap ever: The pervasive scent of cinnamon buns and cream cheese frosting, underscored with cheap whiskey, tobacco stains, toffee candies and delicious filthy lucre. * 6:00 PM * Stavros There are pubs in my city older than your so-called nations. * Venneh Called Mall Santa. * Venneh Yeah, and the food tastes it, too. * Koete Yeah? Well we saved your asses in World War II. * Stavros Did you? Or just you just jump in late to try and save yourselves? * Venneh This may be an epic chat room moment. * Stavros Newsflash, WW2 started in 1939. Did your alarm not go off? * Stavros Bizarre but tasty-sounding soap there by the way. * Koete Oh, I'm sorry! The correct answer was "well we saved your asses in World War III!" Thanks for playing Stsvros, I hope you had fun. * Venneh Don't you want to smell like a Mall Santa? * Stavros No. Because importing Santa and Malls was the first step in many that have corrupted this jewel amongst nations. * Venneh Oh, you in Chicago is going to be so fun. * 6:05 PM * Stavros Every time I see a Santa's Grotto it's like handing over Hong Kong all over again. * Stavros I'm going to be psyching myself up by listening to Churchill speeches the entire flight over. * Venneh Wait till you try food with FLAVOR. * Stavros Do you mean flavour, or do you mean chemicals? * Stavros Deep fried chemicals * Venneh Flavour. * Venneh Spices. * Venneh Not bland blandness. * Venneh Or putting mayo on top of scrambled eggs. * Venneh Trufax: My friend went into a pub in England, thought of what could be fucked up the least, got scrambled eggs. * Stavros Look, I'll bring a large portrait of the queen, all you have to do is kiss it and you're back in the empire, all is forgiven. * Venneh Scrambled eggs came with an ice cream scoop of mayo on top of it. * Stavros I think you'll find the mayo thing is holland. * Kscriv could you bring the portrait just so I feel a little more at home in a foreign country * Koete Mike and Dubs will be all over that. * Venneh And then Preston and I will get drunk and burn it. * Stavros Will do Kellen. At least you know which side your crumpet is buttered. * Kscriv I sang God Save The Queen in elementary school * 6:10 PM * Stavros I sang it before I got into bed tonight * Kscriv And for the record hearing My Country Tis Of Thee makes me throw up a bit * Stavros Including the secret 5th verse about how we sank atlantis. * Venneh That's what Americans do: * Venneh We take other peoples' music and languages into the back alley and gang rape them. * Kscriv you have some decent anthems * Kscriv ...when sung by the anthem singer for the Chicago Blackhawks * Kscriv dude gives me chills every time I hear him * Kscriv still pissed the Hawks are out of town suring c2e2 weekend * Stavros Are they a polo team? * Kscriv die * Stavros Cricket? * Stavros Rugby? * Kscriv it's like that thing Manchester United does, but faster, more scoring, generally better * Stavros Fox hunting? * Stavros Shooting pheasants? * Koete Drinking tea? * Stavros Races around the world? * Koete Brushing teeth with pure sugar? * Stavros Competitive scotch ageing? * 6:15 PM * Koete Using * Stavros Conquering Africa? * Koete Using "I say" in a sentence as many times as possible? # Stavros Indeed, what what. And, later: * Venneh I can't wait to make you all cookies for C2E2. * Stavros Yay cookies! * Venneh Quintuple chocolate, Sweet Vengeances, and Princess Daisies. * 6:20 PM * dc20willsave Damn, now I have to make something for people. * dc20willsave I can't be outdone by a girl. * Venneh ^^ * Venneh I have boobs. * Venneh My baking power is innate. * dc20willsave I'mn gay. * Professor has entered the room * dc20willsave Gay outdones vagina. * Stavros I'll make everyone sad by undermining the crude effort at civilisation you people have made. * dc20willsave Vagina's quiver in the face of a gay man's cooking. * Venneh LIES. * Venneh These are basic descriptions of teh cookies: * Stavros There's imagery for you * Venneh Sweet Vengeance were originally commissioned to be refreshments at a Magic: the Gathering draft and DDR tournament. They are jokingly known as Molasses Overkill. * Venneh Also, I thought that the point was vaginas don't quiver for gay guys. * Venneh (Sorry Will.) * dc20willsave Hey, if it weren't for my people, your's would have been slaughtered a few years earlier during the War of Independence. * Koete OUCH. * Venneh Sorry. * Venneh I can be awful like that. * Koete I think it's time for the next in the escalating dares, this time with cooking. * Venneh You can kill me later, Will. * Venneh Misa-Misa's Quintuple-Chocolate Friendship Cookies * dc20willsave So don't talk about how our uncivilized ways. Our uncivilized ways helped you brits know the lay of the land that a bunch of colonists couldn't even begin to muster. * Stavros The war of what? * Venneh Princess Daisies -- cherry and white chocolate droplets * dc20willsave The American Revolution. * Stavros ? * Stavros Oh, the rebellion! * Stavros Are you ever going to finish that thing? It's taking forever. * dc20willsave That thing where a bunch of Yanks threw a hissy fit about taxes and thumbed their nose at King George. * Koete I already won Will. He missed a Simpsons reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 ]# Venneh has left the room # Doug P http://www.technobuffalo.com/blog/miscellaneous/lists/top-5-ways-you-know-you-are-a-geek/ # Venneh has entered the room # dc20willsave Welcome back? # Stavros guess who's back # Kscriv back again # dc20willsave Back again. # dc20willsave Hannah's Back. # Kscriv Tell A Friend # dc20willsave Guess Who's Back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted February 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 The reaction to the Superbowl halftime show: * Venneh WEll, that was a stupid entrance. * D.W. I have an old soul * Venneh Why helo thar Tron. * Shingen Is this supposed to be some kind of idiotic TRON Legacy ripoff? * Kscriv Black Eyed Peas have a dress code at their shows? * Venneh I'm fine with that. * 7:10 PM * slothian Hey it's Vega!!!! * Rachel I dunno * Shingen mic botch * Venneh They sound awful live. * Kscriv makes it too fucking fake looking * D.W. * slothian * KnightWing has entered the room * Venneh I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night - * Venneh FOR PACK FANS * Kscriv somewhere the tech para idiots in town are feeling important watching that crowd, that makes me sad * KnightWing Have we already made Tron jokes? * Venneh Oh wow, this is so stupid. * Venneh Many. * KnightWing Dangit; yes we have. * Venneh But we can always more. * Venneh *use * slothian autotune is clearly the biggest star in US pop music * Venneh No shit. * Venneh Goddamn/. * Rachel This is.... interesting.... ~cough~ * Shingen someone end of line these guys * Shingen get daft punk in here * Shingen they actually WERE in tron legacy * slothian "I'm so 2008, you're so 2000-late" * slothian ...it's 2011 * Kscriv all of these outfits must be burned * Venneh Tron comes in on a jet. * Venneh Decapitates everyone. * KnightWing no, she says "3008" * Venneh WIN * Shingen THIS GUY SOUNDS HORRIBLE * KnightWing Or at least she used to * D.W. they're doing Boom Boom Pow? Seriously? * Venneh I think they just triggered a migraine. * Venneh OW. * D.W. They have a new album * Kscriv OW MY EARS * slothian trust K-Dubs to find fault with something I said! * Shingen WHAT * Venneh Oh. * Venneh Hai dere Slash. * Kscriv TALENT! * slothian wait, what? * Kscriv HONEST TALENT! * Venneh Slash. * Shingen I'm like "ok they're sampling from gnr" * Venneh Of Guns and Roses. * Kscriv oh God no * Kscriv stop this * Venneh Okay, I can live with this. * KnightWing This is so ridiculous. Someone needs to volume-up the music. * Venneh She's so lip-syncing. * Venneh They all are. * Shingen there's still a chance he'll el kabong her at the end * Kscriv we can only hope * Shingen If they were lip synching they'd sound better than they do * slothian ...where did Slash go?!? * Venneh HE ran away while he cou.d * Shingen back down under the stage * Kscriv he ran away from this abortion as...damnit Hannah * Shingen counting his money * Venneh * Venneh Lag, bitches. * 7:15 PM * Rachel ~groan~ * slothian Vega has a nice flashy suit... * Venneh They're trying to tell them to turn their tape up. * slothian It must keep him safe when he's jogging at night * Kscriv back to the agin rockers next year, AC/DC please * Kscriv *aging * Venneh Wow, they're desperate. * Shingen naw, bring back timberlake/jackson. they learned their lesson :-p * Kscriv hell, Jay-Z * slothian oh god * Kscriv he's got enough safe stuff * Venneh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * Kscriv or or Journey * Shingen FOR PETE SAKES * Venneh Not fucking Usher. * Shingen LET IT END * Kscriv because we didn't have enough Auto-tune * Shingen If Bieber shows up I'm turning off the tv. * Kscriv what's next, Ke$ha * Venneh DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS. * Kscriv the shit on the pre-game show with Keith Urban was better than this shit * Rachel This is better than before though.... in my opinion * slothian I can imagine that hardened fand of the NFL are loving this * slothian *fans * Venneh V burned out! * Venneh No. * Venneh No, we will not show you the love. * Venneh We will burn you. * Kscriv Lol E. * Venneh Oh god, that costume. * Shingen Hunka Hunka Burning Love? * Venneh The love is not here. * Venneh The love is far away. * Venneh Far, far away. * slothian ....wait, Obama? * Venneh With your autotune. * KnightWing I just realized. Will I Am is wearing a modified version of Olivia Wilde's Tron suit. * Venneh Just now? * slothian damn, Fergie can't sing * Venneh No shit. * Venneh She needs the autotune. * KnightWing I han't realized it was the female suit until now * KnightWing Fergie can sing alright when she * KnightWing 's.... * Shingen She's not BAD, she's merely average * Venneh .... * Venneh NO * Venneh YOU DO NOT RUIN THIS SONG * 7:20 PM * slothian ...seriously? * KnightWing When she's not in freezing temperatures * Kscriv I read Lol * Venneh NOT THIS SONG * Kscriv I HAVE NOT HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE * Rachel Yeah... they went here a while ago * Kscriv they're indoors, how is it freezing temperatures * D.W. that's the thing that always amazed me about Fergie, no talent and a face like a basset hound * D.W. yet still famous * slothian indeed * Kscriv boxes on their heads * Kscriv why? * Shingen this halftime show started out bad and with ONE exception has been steadily declining * Kscriv answer is obvious of course * Venneh It makes them hurt less. * slothian then again, to become famous, don't you just pay the media to declare you to be famous??? * Venneh What is the exception? * Shingen Slash * Kscriv YAY! IT'S OVER!!!!!! * Kscriv WE'RE ALL CHEERING FOR THAT TO BE FINISHED * Shingen ok so my tv is still on * Shingen cowboys and WHAT? * Venneh And Aliens. * Venneh With Harrison Ford. * Venneh And Craig. * Shingen i knew they were running out of ideas for movies * Shingen this is just more proof * KnightWing It's pretty great-looking * Shingen Canada commercial comment: * Shingen TD IS GONNA BE OPEN ON SUNDAYS!? * 7:25 PM * slothian Bond is fighting aliens as a cowboy! * slothian they have my money * Venneh Amen to that. * Venneh Preston tried to be an extra for that. * Shingen ah, mvc3 on facebook hit the nail on the head for me just now * Shingen "Ok, be honest. Who's watching the Superbowl just to see the new Captain America trailer?" * dc20willsave Wow, kinda glad we watched Black Eyed Peas with mute on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Dubs, on his post-Borders career options: 6:25 PM * D.W. has entered the room * Garfield Hey, Dubs. * Venneh Hello, Dapper Destroyer. * D.W. The Dapper Destroyer * D.W. that will be my villain name * D.W. hello, subjects * Garfield Do I address as The Dapper Destroyer? * D.W. indeed * Venneh DD. * Venneh That's shorter. * Garfield Hello, The Dapper Destroyer. * D.W. I plan on having a laser-based offense * Venneh Laser pants? * Garfield What about defense? * D.W. my monocle will shoot lasers * D.W. my defense will be a wall of lasers * Koete has entered the room * Venneh Hey Chris * Koete You'll need a laser cane. * D.W. naturally * Venneh Damn, you'll really have trouble with Mirror Girl. * 6:30 PM * D.W. nope, that's what the anti-mirror lasers are for * D.W. I call them mazers * Venneh Not SUPER REFLECTIVE MIRRORS * Venneh "Where was I? Oh yeah, disembowled." * D.W. they'll break at the sight of my awesomeness * Koete And a cup of acid tea. * Venneh Nah, not quite. * D.W. I shall have a pet tiger named Lionel * D.W. he will eat faces * Venneh This is pretty awesome. * Venneh Just saying. * Koete And also has a monocle. * D.W. of course * Venneh And a tuxedo too * D.W. yes, but with the sleeves ripped off * D.W. and no pants * D.W. tigers hate pants * dc20willsave Got it. Dubs in his boxers, ripped tuxedo, and a monocle. * D.W. no, the tiger * dc20willsave Thats... * dc20willsave Ah. * D.W. I will be dressed to the nines * D.W. perhaps even the tens * dc20willsave Okay, missed the tiger. * D.W. everyone misses the tiger, until it's too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 The mods have a bit of fun with each other and the kick button: * Kscriv kicked Venneh * Venneh has entered the room * slothian wait.... * Venneh Bit late there, Kell. * dc20willsave Kellen, why did you kick Hannah? * slothian Kellen!! * Kscriv I'm catching up * Venneh kicked Kscriv * Venneh It's fun doing this. * dc20willsave :roll eyes: * slothian heh! * Kscriv has entered the room * Kscriv kicked slothian * Venneh You asked for it in kind, sir, and now we are even. ^^ * Kscriv no kidding * Kscriv Everybody gets THE KICK!!! * Venneh I don't think Ian's figured out that button yet. * slothian has entered the room * Venneh Hey Ian * slothian fuck you, Scrivens!!! * Venneh Ian, you do know how to kick, right? * slothian ....I'd kick back but I don't know how to * Venneh Go over and click on the person's name, when you do, a kick or ban option will come up. * slothian kicked Kscriv * slothian ah yes! (A Bit Later) * Koete Squirrel! * Kscriv has entered the room * slothian kicked Kscriv * Venneh We shall see. * Kscriv has entered the room * slothian carry on * Venneh Ian, be nice. * dc20willsave Ian, are you addicted to power? * Kscriv he's British * Kscriv of course he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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