JasonC Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Vampires Suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 To use a sentence that has somehow became a catchphrase for me now. It looks shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Seriously Ken Jeung? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 The only thing I hate more than poorly written and over-marketed Twilight movies are poorly written and over-marketed parody movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Slapstick shovel moment at the end of the trailer aside, nothing about that looks remotely amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 In my day, the vampires were mysterious and attracted to the high school girl, too. But the high school girl was interesting and had super-powers and the vampire was David Boreanez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 In other news, Old Man Preston wants you kids off his damn lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 And I want my check from the gubment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 Don't forget the cheese, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 In my day, the vampires were mysterious and attracted to the high school girl, too. But the high school girl was interesting and had super-powers and the vampire was David Boreanez. In my day, vampires were old men who young women could not resist. And their vampire brides all looked like Monica Bellucci. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koete Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 In my day, vampires were ugly motherfuckers whose mere shadows would scare you shitless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuaveStar Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 In my day vampires were played by Gary Oldman and were bad assed motherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 In my day, Vampires were hosts of syndicated late night schlock theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc20willsave Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 In my day Vampires were mopey, often kinda gay, and prone to either existentialist dilemmas or inner monologued until there was no tomorrow. They also often did around five levels of lethal damage to your average mortal and let me roll 7 ten-sided dice when convincing another member of my coven that I wasn't feeding on their thralls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 This guy shits on all of your collective vampires: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 No, that guy is a dandy more concerned with his haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 And now for the democratic response: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Please... Or, if I just look at my wall: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 And now, the Independents: Meet Eric of True Blood (he's the one in the center), aka the Viking vampire, aka the one who refers to kids as tasty teacup humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Allowed. But isn't it true that in modern day he drinks synthetic blood so as not to kill humans? Therefore Eric = pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venneh Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 And he kinda gets highlights. I think he may still drink actual blood. (Note: I have not ever watched that show. Eric is the only reason I am considering doing so. Wikiing to double-check.) EDIT: Also this: Not Safe For Work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Please... I'm sorry, but because that comic spawned one of the worst animated adaptations of a comic book in recorded history, it loses many cool points. And Alucard isn't the dandy. Tubalcain Alhambra is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Please... I'm sorry, but because that comic spawned one of the worst animated adaptations of a comic book in recorded history, it loses many cool points. And Alucard isn't the dandy. Tubalcain Alhambra is. Right, and the vast majority fo the "geek world" doesn't even know it exists making it harmless. Plus it's better than a lot of other "animated adaptations" I can think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Hi, Spike and Angel are both amazing. Hate Whedon all you want, but the man can write vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stavros Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Hi, Spike and Angel are both amazing. Hate Whedon all you want, but the man can write vampires. And he can certainly write buddy comedies with those vampires filled with uncomfortable sexual tension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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