RSS Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 And now what you've all been waiting for. Perhaps the most hoped-for review in Earth-2.net history. Relax and enjoy as James, Damien, and Mike take on one of the worst movies of all time: Tommy Wiseau's The Room. It can't be put into strong enough words how much this movie sucks. Let us pull you into a world of horrific sound editing, putrid dialog, and even worse acting. Filming of this movie must have been like having a screwdriver slowly twisted into your ear little by little. Only, the screwdriver is dipped in a lovely cocktail of battery acid and rubbing alcohol beforehand. Of course, Wiseau would have you believe this is all part of some genius "black comedy." Little by little, we think you'll understand why this film is so legendarily awful. So what are you waiting for, get to clickin'! [ 1:01:01 || 29.5 MB ] The above is from: http://www.earth-2.net/podcasts/tranquiltirades/episodes/tranquiltirades_005.mp3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Venneh Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 ... Oh man. No way. NO WAY. Gentlemen, I salute you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
You Know Who Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 WOW. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Kurgan Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Very nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
teenalphabro Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Very first written slow clap. *clap* *clap* *clap* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James D. Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 The time on the front page should read 1:01:01. And I hope everyone noticed the blurb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 I love you, Dubs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Venneh Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Also, cause I can say this now: TROLOLOLOLOLOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TFG1Mike Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 You guys continue to be awesome!!!! Best podcast ep I've listened to all week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dc20willsave Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Huh, I thought you were making up the Pig-Fucking Movie, Dubs. I'm kinda sad to find out I'm wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Master Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 The time on the front page should read 1:01:01. Sorry about that. It's been fixed on the site. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flashfan1 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Is there any The Room talking in this at all? I am confused, you are talking about Mortal Kombat, Rock Band, and Pig fucking so far that I have heard but no The Room? Was that on purpose? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flashfan1 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Don't get me wrong, its funny as hell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Venneh Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 To explain te joke: This episode is all the outtakes of Michael Cole's tangents that have been edited out of the show to this point. It was an April Fools joke. So, no, no Room talk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flashfan1 Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Oh, that was fucking awesome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I am glad I didn't take the time to watch this movie. I recorded it but never got around to it. Good. This was fucking great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James D. Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 To explain te joke: This episode is all the outtakes of Michael Cole's tangents that have been edited out of the show to this point. It was an April Fools joke. So, no, no Room talk. Actually, there wasn't a single past outtake in this episode at all. We just sat down and bullshitted for 2 hours. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Venneh Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Hah, I swore the bit about the Bill Murray tattoo had come up before. xD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slothian Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 What gave it for me was the fact that Dubs has only sounded like that on this episode and there weren't obvious jump cuts that would imply multiple scenes. That and James told me what was going to happen when we recorded the review for The Dark Knight! Even so, an hour's worth of tangent is still more entertaining than you may think, so many thanks with devoting an hour to your joke episode! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donomark Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 It didn't hit me until 30 minutes into it. Awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
D.W. Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 And I hope everyone noticed the blurb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Kurgan Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 At first, I figured it was just a cold opening, but I was sorely mistaken. Still awesome though. P.S. Ok, I'm just going to ask it. What in the blurb am I looking for exactly? P.P.S. I have only seen two scenes from the film, and almost killed all my brain cells for it. P.P.P.S I know you guys have seen the film before, but did you actually watch it for this "review"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
D.W. Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 And now what you've all been waiting for. Perhaps the most hoped-for review in Earth-2.net history. Relax and enjoy as James, Damien, and Mike take on one of the worst movies of all time: Tommy Wiseau's The Room. It can't be put into strong enough words how much this movie sucks. Let us pull you into a world of horrific sound editing, putrid dialog, and even worse acting. Filming of this movie must have been like having a screwdriver slowly twisted into your ear little by little. Only, the screwdriver is dipped in a lovely cocktail of battery acid and rubbing alcohol beforehand. Of course, Wiseau would have you believe this is all part of some genius "black comedy." Little by little, we think you'll understand why this film is so legendarily awful. So what are you waiting for, get to clickin'! For the record, the actual review will be next month. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Koete Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Well played gentlemen. I had thought you were referring to the part where Tom and Derrick were going to sue somebody. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Davedevil Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Tommy Wiseau did an AMA. Enjoy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rjoyadet Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Help columnist Amy Dickinson thought she was answering a question about a toxic relationship but was actually giving advice to Johnny. http://thecomicscomic.com/2015/07/05/ask-amy-dickinson-advice-column-weighs-in-on-tommy-wiseaus-the-room-unknowingly/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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