The Tomlinson Awards 2020

[slothian]

Yes, we may have only done half a year, but damn it, the Tomlinson Awards are still a thing. So remember, this is what you have to choose from:

Kristen Wiig
Sylvester Stallone
Cameron Diaz
Timothy Dalton
Anjelica Huston
Richard Pryor

And here are our past winners:

Favourite Featured Actor

2015    Arnold Schwarzenegger
2016    Sir Christopher Lee
2017    Tom Hanks
2018    Dame Angela Lansbury
2019    Sir Ian McKellan

Favourite Review

2015    Drive Angry (Nicolas Cage)
2016    Mamma Mia! (Meryl Streep)
2017    Braveheart (Mel Gibson)
2018    Street Fighter (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
2019    Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (Evangeline Lily)

Worst Movie Covered

2015    Dark Tide (Halle Berry)
2016    Excalibur (Dame Helen Mirren)
2017    Tie - Braveheart (Mel Gibson)/The Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers)
2018    Hobo With a Shotgun (Rutger Hauer)
2019    North (Elijah Wood)

Best Feedback

2015    The Orgs rage-quitting over Bram Stoker's Dracula (Winona Ryder)
2016    Donovan Morgan Grant's Simpsons/Hook anecdote (Meryl Streep)
2017    Dave Probert's Probert Express feedback for Mike Myers month
2018    The Orgs' overall contributions
2019    The Year of Emailbot

Favourite Jingle

2015    Tie - "This is Halloween"/The Bram Stoker Dracula Monster Mash
2016    "Sir Chris Lee" to the tune of 'Prince Ali' from Aladdin
2017    Tie - "The Orgs Say Bo Selecta"/The Beaver montage
2018    Sexy Alfred Molina
2019    Bob the Train "We Go"

Most Anticipated Subject for Next Year

2015    Sir Michael Caine
2016    Mel Gibson
2017    Tom Cruise
2018    Sir Ian McKellen
2019    Michael Keaton

Please get your entries in by Christmas.

[Missy]

Actor: Stallone
Review: Hot Fuzz
Worst Movie: There's Something About Mary
Feedback:
Jingle:
Next Year: Michelle Pfeiffer

[slothian]

Pandy & I begin to record as soon as he puts his children to sleep, as 2020 is the bleakest of years. In other words, we're recording within the hour and will get to feedback roughly 90 minutes after we start, so if we haven't heard from you by then, your ballot will not be counted and, like Trump, we will ignore your petulant mewlings about how this is unfair.