Will Batey

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  1. If we're including the unofficial Bonds, I think Basinger is edged out by Grace Jones/May Day

    As for women in general, I'm repulsed by Ruby Bartlett. Not for looks, but for general character.

    Oh Ian shut up, Ruby made OHMSS

    Tell me exactly how accurate her Morecambe Bay accent is, and then get back to me. Bearing in mind that I lived in that area for 3 years, your answer needs to be VERY precise.

    I don't care about the accent, maybe it's because I don't live in the UK, but really it doesn't bother me, I adored most characters in that film.

    On that subject though, I was out on Saturday night when OHMSS was actually on TV, and the bits I saw at the place I was at were of M's house, and all of Ruby's main bits and the TV was on mute, so again, didn't catch the accent.

  2. If we're including the unofficial Bonds, I think Basinger is edged out by Grace Jones/May Day

    As for women in general, I'm repulsed by Ruby Bartlett. Not for looks, but for general character.

    Oh Ian shut up, Ruby made OHMSS

    Tell me exactly how accurate her Morecambe Bay accent is, and then get back to me. Bearing in mind that I lived in that area for 3 years, your answer needs to be VERY precise.

    I don't care about the accent, maybe it's because I don't live in the UK, but really it doesn't bother me, I adored most characters in that film.

  3. CASINO ROYALE 1967, WHAT THE FUCK!

    In a change of tradition, I wasn't bothered to get my hands on this film and watch it before the review, I did however see a 20 minute recap of the film with some guy retelling his thoughts and telling you what was going on. I was left speechless, what the fuck is this, could this be worse than Die Another Day, what the fuck.

    I'm probably never going to watch this film, but I can't wait for this review though.

    Check these vids out...

  4. I was going to spend a lazy sunday catching up on FYEO, but then I heard Ian say "this is obviously the best email we've ever received. Take that Stavros".

    :cry:

    You should be flattered that I consider you the standard of email writers! Admittedly, that it isn't your only mention though....

    God I hate Paul McCartney.

    The Beatles are awesome, Mike & Stavros, I'm not saying GNR are bad, I'm just saying that The Beatles are so much better, "A Day In The Life" is the greatest song EVER MADE!

  5. Just watched Casino Royale '54 today for the first time in prep for Thursday (Friday down here). I've gotta say it wasn't that terrible, in some ways it reminds me of watching an early DW story. It's better than Die Another Day.

  6. Hello all.

    I am glad that my musical masterpiece has been met with such appreciation.

    Young Batey, I am wondrous at the fact that you have listened to this episode three times. You surely have to be our biggest fan, and for that, we are planning a little something for you.

    Mr Lubcho - please outline your ideas for the Peniscast. Though I suspect it might be along the lines of the "Blatantly Would" phenomenon with which my friends and I came up a few years back. There is recorded evidence of this - I'll see if I can find it.

    At Mr Batey's request, the lyrics to 'All The Same' are below (copyright rests with Adham Fisher). I might have to take them down due to legal reasons, but for now, read away and tell your friends. I am also available for interviews.

    All the same

    All the same

    All the same

    You are all the fucking same

    Equality

    More like hypocrisy

    You don't notice me

    You're too blind to see

    Desperate for fame

    And you're on the game

    Because period pains

    Are all to blame

    You don't fucking care

    Because you just wash your hair

    No matter where

    You're a nightmare

    You want older guys

    You don't like younger guys

    You think we're immature

    Well I think you're a whore

    It's one rule for us and a different rule for them

    Just because they're women and just because we're men

    We always have to watch out when it's that time of the month

    Because we have no idea what's really up your fucking cunt

    You're all the fucking same

    You think it's a fucking game

    I wish you were dead

    You heard what I said

    You don't fucking care

    You just wash and style your hair

    You can go to hell

    And take the cosmetics as well

    All those shoes

    Give me the blues

    You can't choose

    What a loser

    You take too long

    To put your face on

    And it's all a con

    Because in the morning all your beauty's gone

    You can't think

    You're on the blink

    You're seeing a shrink

    Why don't you get back to the kitchen sink?

    You're a fucking cunt

    You're a fucking cunt

    You're a fucking cunt

    I'm sorry to be blunt

    You call all men liars then expect us to trust you

    I wouldn't trust you for as long as I could fuck you

    You can't go one day without getting a strop in

    No wonder you're in debt because you're always fucking shopping

    You're all the fucking same

    You think it's a fucking game

    I wish you were dead

    You heard what I said

    You don't fucking care

    You just wash and style your hair

    You can go to hell

    And take the cosmetics as well

    You bitch

    I guess she had it coming.

    Thank you so much, Adham, it is in fact my 2nd favourite song of all time. Can't wait for these last 3 episodes, and I adored you're skit.

  7. Excellent (Mara)Podcast fellas, I consider it to be the complete opposite of Dr. Kauffman's 52 hour jacrure torture.

    I loved every second of it and I've listened to it 3 times now.

    I picked up that Adham's scores didn't match his rankings (GoldenEye (6.5) above Live And Let Die (7)) what's with that?

    Would you be able to post the "All The Same" lyrics Ian and also, not to be greedy, but did you get my late email from a week ago?

    Thanks again.

    I'll ask Adham about the lyrics when I see him on Friday. As for your email, the last one we got from you was the one we read out on Episode #22.

    Cheers, you should have my email now, I got the adress wrong last time.

  8. Excellent (Mara)Podcast fellas, I consider it to be the complete opposite of Dr. Kauffman's 52 hour jacrure torture.

    I loved every second of it and I've listened to it 3 times now.

    I picked up that Adham's scores didn't match his rankings (GoldenEye (6.5) above Live And Let Die (7)) what's with that?

    Would you be able to post the "All The Same" lyrics Ian and also, not to be greedy, but did you get my late email from a week ago?

    Thanks again.

  9. I also think Adham sould grade the Craig films based solely on their merit, as in "IF THEY WEREN'T PART OF THE REBOOT"

    Hypothetically, let's say they wanted to make a secondary Bond Franchise showing his rise to glory while still having the series movie forawrd. Like, if Casino Royale came out around the same time as Tomorrow Never Dies. What would Adham say then?

    Very good point, by the way, in episode 22 when you guys were discussing what you would do if you were in charge, the theory came up about re-doing the books as they are, I thought that was interesting, but even if they wer'nt based on books, I think it would be good to see a Bond film set in the fifties but shot now days.

  10. Not actually a final line before death but a final line of a Bond film and probebly my favourite line of the series is when Bond Says "The Names Bond, James Bond" at the end of Casino Royale (Just after shooting White "hint, hint").

  11. Adham scretching Goldfinger is to For Your Ears Only what Goldfinger the film is to the Bond franchise.

    I also loved the final thoughts section of Die Another Day, because it is so passionate and yet anti-establishment considering how much they've bagged Moonraker through-out the series.

    Once again, I'm only listing a few of about literally about 100 great moments, I might actually make a Top 20 list or something.

  12. Ian, come on, give A View To A Kill a break, just because others hate on it doesn't make it bad, I really like it and Moore's age doesn't really phase me at all, it's just a joke. You even said that you quite like it, and it was might've been the first one you saw.

    I suggest... Goldfinger, Casino Royale and TMWTGG for Adham. Octopussy, Thunderball and The Living Daylights for Ian.