Fat DJ

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  1. Alright, Hal is at full power here. He's fresh off of murdering the Green Lantern corps, and is a god in his own right. Batman is also in his prime. This is back when he marched into Iraq and beat the entire Iraqi army by himself to stop the Iraqi In The Darkie from blowing up Israel.

    Batman is convinced Hal is the Green Goblin due to some voodoo magic worked by, oh say Zangief from the Street Fighter series. Who wins?

  2. Big Van distracts Darth by throwing his mask in the opposite direction, distracting Darth and allowing Big Van to get the toaster in the tub

    That won't kill Darth! Think about how much electricity it took for the Emperor to kill him. A toaster in the tub ain't shit to Lord Vader. Hell! That's a massage.

    Actually, I would argue that a precedent exists because of that. Darth Vader always kills his opponent if the opponent electrocutes him.

    Now, Big Van could always just bust his egg-head open with it.

  3. Hey Yoda, if you could pin this, it'd be great.

    Cash and I are proud to present an Earth-2 Production: The Battle of Eternal Supreme Champions of the Galaxy. This is a tournament format, and is a battle to decide who is the real most powerful being in the galaxy. Here's the brackets:

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    Of course, we've been planning this for months, ever since Hal Jordan vs. Goth Girl went up. Cash and I are just that smart.

    Now, some of you may be wondering why Hulk Hogan advanced to round 2, when Batman beat him in the poll. It's a stupid question. You see, after the cameras were turned off, Hogan came to the back room and hit the ultimate finisher on the BESCG owners, the Politic. We had no way of stopping him from advancing after he performed such a devastating maneuver. It looks somewhat like this:

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    We were lulled into submission and had to allow EVIL HULK HOGAN to advance into Round 2. Any updates or such, and the updated brackets will be posted IN THIS VERY THREAD.

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    OK, the stipulations for this. Darth Vader, exhausted from running the galactic empire all day (this is pre-Luke Skywalker) is winding down from a hard day by taking a nice hot bath. He has recently entered the Battle of Eternal Supreme Champions of the Galaxy, yet he does not know when he will face his first opponent.

    Big Van is able to get the drop on Darth Vader. He is armed with a toaster.