Fat DJ

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  1. I just don't see the appeal. Besides the face and the backwards S, he looks just like the haggard/depressed Superman from Kingdom Come.

    Yeah, which is awesome.

    Plus, he's not "ME AM BIZARRO" anymore, he's more like a horror villain. Plus, throw in some of the smartest brains in the DC universe guiding him, and you have a massively awesome villain.

    I also missed a page of the villains, so here are the rest of them:

    Lex Luthor-With gizmos. Fairly neat costume.

    Poison Ivy-The "human" version.

    Brainiac-Normal sized, not a giant robot brainiac.

    Solomon Grundy-Basically a mix of the Hulk and Swamp Thing

    Cheetah-she skinned a live cheetah and wears the skin.

  2. Looks like he is writing/arting a new series, hitting shelves in "the second half of '05". Looks like it is all Silver-Age characters, so it's safe to assume it will exist outside continuity. He's called it a "Superhero war book" which really excites me.

    So, there is a war between the Justice League and the Legion of Doom. Who comprises Ross' Legion of Doom?

    -Bizzaro Superman-Except he's more creepy and evil, not ME AM SUPERMAN Bizzaro. He looks freaking evil.

    -Toyman-Plays the role of the master spy/inventor.

    -Riddler-Not much is changed.

    -Scarecrow-He's received a small cosmetic facelift, he's no longer as gangly anymore, and his mask is more skull like.

    -Sinestro-Mainly joining the Legion to get a chance to kill Hal.

    -The Joker-Is like the "outsider" of the group.

  3. "Sexy costumes, a fair amount of flesh, and a few well choreographed fight sequences can’t make up for the fact Elektra lacks heart."

    becomes:

    "Sexy costumes, a fair amount of flesh, and well choreographed fight sequences make up for the fact Elektra lacks heart."

    and:

    "Substituting titillating triumph for tragedy, this adaptation of Marvel Comics’ knife-wielding knockout comes across as hopelessly blunted. "

    becomes:

    "titillating triumph"... "Marvel Comics’ knife-wielding knockout"

    Yay!

  4. Spawn is one of those rare beings that Batman cannot possibly beat.

    Darkseid, Galactus, Silver Surfer, the Spectre, Parallax, Thor, (any Asgardians, really), Juggernaut, Doomsday, "smart" Hulk, Thanos, Surtur, the Phoenix, Magneto.

    As Drq said, any villain that isn't a psycho would fuck Batman.