Fat DJ

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  1. You're going to have to point the gun at the actors, the casting director, and the director director for that one.

    Yes, Uma Thurman, George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone and Arnold Schwartzenegger. All actors with big screen names.

    3 of which are substandard.

    and Joel Schumacher. A screen veteran who directed the new Phantom of the Opera, Veronica Guerin, Phone Booth, The Lost Boys, and St. Elmo's Fire...

    ...as well as having experience in the batman franchise with Forever.

    Right, and he strayed from the source in Forever, as well. He is le fuckup when it comes to Batman movies.

  2. There's probably a reason why Clayface has never been attempted on a live action Batman film so far. I don't mean to be hypocritical, I'm just curious

    Depending on which version of Clayface you pick, Poison Ivy, Bane, and Mister Freeze are equally outlandish.

  3. But Batman isn't a mutant nor does he have powers. He's a genius and he's probably the closest to perfection that a human can become, but he does not have superhuman powers.

    Bullseye doesn't nescassarily have superhuman powers either. Bullseye could be Joe Average with good aim. Batman could be Joe Average with good reflexes.

    Again, if Daredevil (a man with a radar sense) cannot dodge Bullseye's attacks, Batman isn't going to be able to either.

    But Daredevil can, so it's a moot point.

    Do I have to bring up Cain? He's tried to kill Batman before, but missed. Cain never misses. There've been a couple other snipers that have had him in crosshairs from about a quarter mile away, yet they still miss. Batman can dodge the best snipers DC has to offer, what is the big deal about dodging Marvel's best?

  4. Yeah, and Batman hasn't done anything fucking incredible? Fact of the matter is that Bullseye has an incredible talent. Perhaps Batman has an equally incredible talent. Bullseye shouldn't be able to score a fatal hit on Batman because it's what Batman does; not get killed.

    Fuck, Bullseye shouldn't be able to hit Batman because Batman is prepared for anything. He's dodged bullets before, why not something moving as fast as a bullet? I really fail to see the big difference between the two.

    After all, there is no documentation concerning Bullseye's mutant abilities. It is entirely possible that he's just as driven as Batman, albeit in a different "art", with no mutant powers whatsoever. If Batman were in the Marvel universe (he'd be better) but more importantly, the same argument for Bullseye's mutant abilities could be made for Batman's, thus negating any genetic advantage between the two.

    Point being, maybe Bullseye is just a guy that has uncanny aim, through honing it as any normal human being could. On the same coin, Batman could be someone with incredible dodging ability, honing it as any normal human being could.

  5. True, Batman doesn't have radar sense. But Batman does have that super sense that I like to refer to as "sight" and that negates radar sense.

    Batman simply has keen instincts,

    Then maybe Bullseye only has a good arm. Thus, Batman dodging a toss is no big deal.

  6. I honestly don't know what the facination with Batman is. Like, I think he's a cool well built character and all, but the guy really doesn't have any powers. It's rediculous to think that a simple vigilante with some gadgets could outdo a superpowered villain of any sort, even with the best training.

    I'd say the same argument could be made for Batman. It could be said that Batman has a mutant ability of exceptional precognition, and possibly enhanced intelligence, and has honed his body physically.

  7. Initial rumors stated that Chloë Sevigny had been cast as a "blond, buxom" villain, leaving many to believe she had spoiled an appearance by the Black Cat. However, a new article has her quoted as saying she simply wants to play the part of the "blond, buxom" villain, revealing that she had not been cast. Hopefully her big mouth (pun intended) hasn't spoiled anything.

    She could always be Gwen Stacy in a laboratory accident that turns her into a giant robotic/and or mutagenic horse.

  8. New rumors state that Beast, Gambit and a female Angel will all join the cast.

    Now before you all get up in arms about Angel being a girl, you should know that just recently there was a second X-Man using that codename who was indeed female. So this might be her and not a retooling of Warren.

    You know full well that's exactly what it'll be.