Missy Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Some months ago, Wizard ran a letter asking who Peter Parker lost his virginity to, and (if I remember correctly) the general consensus was that it was Felicia Hardy (the Black Cat). So that got me thinking: Who did Clark Kent lose his to? He's really only had two women in his life -- Lana Lang and Lois Lane. If it was Lana, Clark would have been a teen, but I don't see them having "gone all the way" because of the strong morals their parents would have instilled in them. While I wouldn't call Lois a tramp, she's had her share of men. But her virtue isn't being questioned here -- her husband's is. If she was indeed Clark's first (and only?) sexual partner, then when did he lose it to her? They didn't get together until he was in his late 20s/early 30s. And so that begs another question: When did Clark lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Heat Posted March 7, 2004 Report Share Posted March 7, 2004 Lana Lang, no morals are going to stop a teenage boy from getting some pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drubot Posted March 8, 2004 Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 Yup, definately Lana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jynx Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 according to this, he couldn´t have had sex with Lana or Lois. Superman is either still a virgin or had sex with somebody like Wonder Woman. Then again there isn´t always logic to comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted March 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 At the ripe old age of thirty-one... Kal-El... is still unmarried. Almost certainly he is still a virgin. This is a serious matter. The species itself is in danger! But he is married now, so he's had to have sex with Lois at some point. Hell! They've shown them naked in bed together. I don't think they could have kids, but if he can touch Lois and other people, he can certainly be gentle enough to have sex with here. Heck! Maybe not -- maybe Lois likes it rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 according to this, he couldn´t have had sex with Lana or Lois. WOW, some people have WAY too much fucking time on their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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