Gareth
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Star Trek 6: The Final Chapter
Star Trek 7: A New Beginning
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The Great Gatsby was the worst book we were assigned to read for our junior year of high school (which is saying something)
Really? Hmm. I quite enjoyed it.
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Saw 45 minutes of The Great Gatsby today and it was fucking insufferable.
Saw that in the theater, I left with one of the worst headaches I've ever had. That man needs to leave classic literature alone.
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And, at this point, I'm tired and bored of it all.
If you get tired and bored from meticulously following each minor behind-the-scenes development then you probably shouldn't.
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If Traci Lords is the best actor in your movie, you have a very, very, very bad movie on your hands.
Well in fairness, that was their objective.
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I also remembered a new policy I have; If a film has Megan Fox in it, I do not watch it.
Not all the way through atleast... ??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du-eYiD9OfM
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You guys can be excited as long as I can be critical.
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That's exactly what they did. They cut out all the ridiculous dinosaur fighting and "Chris Pratt badassery" BS and selected enough clips to spell out the entire plot in 2 minutes.Yeah, let's cut out the ridiculousness.
I'm sure you understood what I meant and your snarky runtime response was a joke, but to clarify: You've seen 90% of the substance of this movie, probably more. Nothing in the film will surprise you in the slightest after having seen that tralier, I guarantee you.Two two and a half minute trailers better not be ninety percent of the movie. We're looking at a six minute runtime then.
This movie looks like complete shit, cut the budget down by 100 mil and you have an asylum production. A bunch of studio exects got together and said "people love Chris Pratt, people love dinosaurs" that seems to be the amount of creative energy that went into making it. I'm not going to waste my time on this Shlock.
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Just made me want to see it more.
Same.
You realize you guys have already seen 90% of it right?
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Well, watching that trailer saved me some money.
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I hate this shot. Other than that it looks great!
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A great double feature by the way.
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Birdman: This is a great actor's movie. Keaton, Norton, Watts, Riseborough and Galifianakis were all fucking brilliant. I don't know why, but my gut is telling me to hate Emma Stone, but she's amazing in this. I don't know what it is, I like her in everything. Beyond the acting though, this movie is fucking awful. The story's terrible. The cinematographical gimmick is tired and boring and obtrusive. I also wished they cut the fantastical bullshit out. Too bad.
Haha, do you ever just watch a movie and go: "meh."
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Agreed 100%. I hate how it's become popular to hate this film.Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: So. Fun. A way better adventure movie than the predecessor. The set piece smackdown from ritual to mine assault to minecar race to bridge battle is dizzyingly amazing. One of the fastest two hours that's ever been on film. I've always considered it my favorite, but after this rewatch, fuck anyone who hates on this movie. So fucking great.
Feature Films: 34
Documentaries: 1
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Hey, you can give as many bullet points as you want, but if I don't find it funny or insightful, the length each episode takes to make or the evolution of the humor isn't gonna change that. I don't hate it, really it's just an unpleasant bore.
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Better Call Saul has been absolutely fantastic. I've loved every minute.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXCFABnp0wk
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I swear to God, 3 or 4 of those jokes were ripped straight from Family Guy.
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Interstellar: I am so glad I didn't see this in the theatre. It would have been the fourth film I've ever walked out of.
C'mon now.
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What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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You don't use Mac?
Star Trek Beyond
in Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy
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Then inevitably: "Star Trek"