Jack, it's a fucking review.
The 3D should not be part of the review because everyone won't see it in 3D. How many more times can I say that until you understand what I'm saying? I could give 2 shits about how the 3D is crappy or awesome because I won't see it in 3D. I just want to know how shitty the movie is. He is a professional critic who prides himself on being able to pick apart the script, acting, and cinematography and his first paragraph is how shitty the 3D is. He might as well tell me how comfortable his chair was, because that's another thing that won't affect how I see it.