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It's just one or two rings now James, but soon that won't be enough, you increase your ring collecting, satisfying that part of the brain that is saying ring me. You may feel happy when you have the rings James, but the effect doesn't last long. Soon your job and relationships will begin to fold in on itself. This chaos is fueled by your ever growing desire to have just one more ring. Then the day will finally come. The day you end up sucking dick at a petrol station just to satisfy your ring craving. Is it worth it James? What relationships? Looks like you've already started on your terrible path...

It's just one or two rings now James, but soon that won't be enough, you increase your ring collecting, satisfying that part of the brain that is saying ring me. You may feel happy when you have the rings James, but the effect doesn't last long. Soon your job and relationships will begin to fold in on itself. This chaos is fueled by your ever growing desire to have just one more ring. Then the day will finally come. The day you end up sucking dick at a petrol station just to satisfy your ring craving. Is it worth it James?

Happy? Mario can't suck as much as Sonic. He's a goofy midget plumber who needs mushrooms and feathers and God only knows what else to gain any kind of power advantage. Sonic, however, can run faster than anyone this side of Wally West...and without need of any kind of hallucinogenic fungus. But Mario doesn't need rings to survive.

Happy? Mario can't suck as much as Sonic.

Yeehah, 29 moves.

I'm stuck on level 8

The 1000th post of the forums!!!!!

It isn't that it won't sell well, it's that they won't make money. Unless they can set up a deal with huge phone company (for stuff like servers) it won't be profitable.

I don't have an E-reader. It comes with 2 free one though.

Goblin - Glider, Piercing scream, cool gadgets.

Even if Nintendo were going to use the internet for the Gamecube, Melee was one of it's first releases so it probably wouldn't of been online anyway. I'm talking about a sequel to the game, not the one that's out right now. Although I probably would buy the game if they re-released it as an Online game. :rockon: If the sequel comes out for the next gen console, then chances are it will be online.

I don't think it'd be worth it if you have it for the NES, but boy it sent me back to dreams of past glories.

Even if Nintendo were going to use the internet for the Gamecube, Melee was one of it's first releases so it probably wouldn't of been online anyway.

Convince them to make a Online SSBM and I'll gladly face you, or any other Forum member who wants to. Prepare to die. Strong words for someone who fights as Zelda! Perhaps if everyone picked one fighter that they'd be if we all had a big internet battle; ie/ ONE Samus, Falcon, Link etc. Thus, I "shot-gun" Link, a Leicester expression that means "pick". Chances are, it will be like in Mario Kart. You don't get a choice. Hopefully it won't, because I wanna be able to Shadow Ball all your arses to the stone age. I could just swallow the souped-up clone and send a Shadow Ball right back at ya'. 1) Kirby's shadow ball is worse, because he is so low to the ground. I only have to be a little above Kirby and it won't hit. 2) You'd have to suck me up first. I am the master of evasion. Your Shadow Ball won't really be effective either. Firstly, I can duck under almost anything--Shadow Ball included. (Kirby becomes flat as Calista Flockhart's chest when he ducks down.) Second, I can lure anyone into firing their charged up projectile by floating down, only to use one or more of my extra 5 jumps to avoid it. Thus wasting your shot. (I love that tactic!) You may be a master of evasion, but so was everyone else who has lost to me by me inhaling them and using their power against them... It's as if you've only been fighting Newbies James...

I prefer Ganondorf myself, but that's because I've almost always got the finger on the Block/Evade button.

Ignoring that... I voted Joker anyway. Superman never suspected marbles to be grenades when he fought the Joker, so I don't think Cyclops will be expecting Joker's gags to actually be a bunch of lethal weapons. Yeah, but Cyclops has the eye beams. The whole area would be destryoyed in mere minutes. Especially if this was an all out battle.

Convince them to make a Online SSBM and I'll gladly face you, or any other Forum member who wants to. Prepare to die. Strong words for someone who fights as Zelda! Perhaps if everyone picked one fighter that they'd be if we all had a big internet battle; ie/ ONE Samus, Falcon, Link etc. Thus, I "shot-gun" Link, a Leicester expression that means "pick". Chances are, it will be like in Mario Kart. You don't get a choice. Hopefully it won't, because I wanna be able to Shadow Ball all your arses to the stone age. I could just swallow the souped-up clone and send a Shadow Ball right back at ya'. 1) Kirby's shadow ball is worse, because he is so low to the ground. I only have to be a little above Kirby and it won't hit. 2) You'd have to suck me up first. I am the master of evasion.

Ignoring that...

I know, it's just that this board seems designed specifically for bad videogame films - let's see you come up with a better thread! Create a good videogame movie/TV show and we will.

Defianantly the Mario series. One time Luigi swallowed Tomato seeds and Tomatoes grew out of his ear. Sonic couldn't even grow a proper storyline.

And to think some people have the nerve to say Nintendo's games are too childish for them! So what if the GC doesn't rely on shooters to sell? Damn right. If you can't shoot your way through a level, it's a kids game So ALL Zelda games are for kids? Games like Civilisation for the PC are primarily for kids? Sports games, etc? (I can never tell when CH is being sarcastic ) Ha, I'm always sarcastic. You know my undying love for the Gamecube anyway.

I flipped a coin, It was heads. Cyclops wins.

Banjo Kazooie will stick out like a saw thumb in the X-Box line up. That or everybody who said Mario is for babies will be rushing out to buy this game.

I wake up at 4 in the morning on Tuesdays just to catch this beauty.

Damn right. Seconded, but Xbox need to have ONE flagship game that they can get excited about even if it doesn't live up to its hype. Halo 2 is going to be even more over-rated, if it ever comes out.