Missy

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  1. Hell, I forgot about Black.
  2. Yup, absolutely this. Heyman wanted to build Raw around Seth Rollins, while bringing in guys like The Street Profits and Ricochet to boost them up the card. But Vince is Vince and things always go sour.
  3. In Watchmen he used the song for fucking. Here he used it to jerk himself off.
  4. What about ranking trailers for movies? Like looking at every Batman trailer, for instance.
  5. Is this why I saw people talking about the ravens leaving the bridge or something?
  6. True, but Spice World has the most epic bus / bridge jump of all time.
  7. Just rewatched the moment in question, and the second my 42-year-old eyes saw the machine my five-year-old self went "Nope" and hid in the corner.
  8. Gotta go Spice World. Superman III is... something, and it has that scene at the end that scarred me for life, but Spice World is Spice World.
  9. Street Fighter (1994): This was my very first viewing. Holy crap was this fun as hell! The first half is pure satire on Paul Verhoeven levels. There are elements that would later pop up in Starship Troopers, especially the portrayal of the military. And the back half, which retains some of the satire, is completely inoffensive kid-friendly action. It's blatantly GI Joe v Cobra. Raul Julia might be the only actor who got this memo, however, and we're all the better for it. He's acting on a whole other level and I cannot thank him enough for chewing every inch of scenery. Jean-Claude Van Damme is trying so hard, and bless him for it.
  10. HA! Robo Pikachu is especially amazing!
  11. The results are in! Please check the first post for the final update.
  12. Voyager and Enterprise and blind spots for me when it comes to Shag Counts, but I can say DS9 is horny AF. Main Cast Sisko: A-yup. Kira: Hell yeah. Odo: Totally and pan. Quark: WITH A KLINGON! This man knows and loves pain. 😉 Bashir: Duh! And so bi. So so bi! Jadzia: Pan, and yeah. Gets down all the time! Even with her ex, both of whom have changed genders since. Ezri: Reserved, but she knows what's up. Also pan. Worf: He got his dick broke on the show. O'Brien: Almost too busy to have some fun, but he and Keiko got two kids. So oh yeah. Also: He almost has an affair! Others Jake: Maybe. He's a kid for most of the show, so it's hard to tell. He nearly has an affair with someone, but it's so sexually abusive. Nog: Nah, like Geordi he's career-focused. Rom: Hello, nurse! Leeta: See Rom. Kasidy: See Sisko. Garak: Never on the show, but absolutely pan. Dukat: Groomer.
  13. Having rewatched The First Avenger< i stick with it being a top-tier MCU film, but a lot of the issues I had with it the first time are still present. And some new quibbles popped up. My main issue then, and still now, is we see so very little of Steve and the Commandos on the World War II battlefield. One minute he's Steve, then he's action man, then he's singing man, then he goes AWOL to save his buddy, then it's a massive (though cool) montage, then he's Captain America punching Red Skull into oblivion. The pacing isn't as smooth as it could and should be. Conversely, Winter Soldier is tight from the jump. The only two minor issues I have with it are Widow leaving the device in the vending machine, and the disguise tech comes out of nowhere. That needed some setting up.
  14. Nope, not even in the movies. In those I think it's only Picard, Riker, and Troi.
  15. Oh, shit! Sorry for the spoiler! All I'll say is he goes on a few dates, but he's never comfortable around women he's romantically interested in. And then there's a thing that will be discussed, because it was creepy then and is triply so now.
  16. Nah, that's masturbation. Plus it's unclear how far Geordi took the simulation.
  17. Let's see, the Shag Count to date is: Yar: 1 (The Naked Now, with Data) Data: 1 (The Naked Now, with Yar) Troi: 1 (Haven, with Wyatt) Riker: 1 (Angel One, with Beata) Not counted, whatever happened on Rubicun III before the beginning of Justice. Off the top my head, I believe Geordi is the only main cast member to have a Shag Count of zero over all seven seasons.