Cash

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  1. I found the flaw. If Batman is indeed mentally retarded Hogan being a FACE can't beat up on him no matter how heel Batman is. Why? Because that wouldn't be the right thing to do. You can only beat up FACE retards (Eugene). Out of his FACE principles Hogan lets the little retarded hulkamaniac win as a last wish.

    Batman gets my vote.

    Batman has been hurting children. He's been kidnapping them and feeding them to alligators. Talks have faltered and this is how it has to be settled. Now, Hogan isn't only fighting for the Hulkamaniacs, he also fighting for the little Hulksters in the sky.

  2. I'm adding that Batman doesn't get any help from anyone or else he is automatically DQd.  This is only fair as the odds are against the Immortal One.

    Blast it! :bang:

    What if Hogan were to take pity onto him and just lied down so he could get the pin fall?

    Hogan is fighting for all the little Hulkamaniacs in this one, and he's a face... that means no laying down and no pity for the enemy.

  3. bathog.jpg

    The setting: A wrestling ring in Madison Square Garden

    Stipulations:

    1. Batman gets no gadgets.

    2. Batman is the heel and Hogan the face. Remember, this allows Hogan to Hulk up and exposes Batman for the pussy that he is.

    3. This also takes place anywhere from 1988 - 1999 (remember that Hogan didn't job).

    4. Hogan also has his hair, therefore, he is cooler.

    5. Batman is mentally retarded and only has one leg due to a backstage attack from Tonya Harding.

    6. Alfred will be in Batman's corner, Hogan will have nobody because a Real American needs no allies.

    7. Hogan will have his 40 inch pythons compared to Batman's stick arms.

    8. The winner is the first to get a three count.

    I'd say that DJ and I were debating this, but frankly, we both thought that Hogan would win without Batman being remotely hampered. He has the Hulkamaniacs dammit!

  4. I'm so fucking pissed off right now. It's about the playable characters in it, so I'm going to do it in white font. Highlight below if you want to see my bitching (I'm kind of worried about spoilers).

    I'm so pissed off that Kitana isn't one of the playable characters as far as I can tell right now. I have all but three people unlocked, but I know who the three I don't have are (Kira, Li Mei, Liu Kang). Supposedly there are some "super unlockables", but I don't know anything about them as of right now. I'm sooooo fucking pissed off that I can't use Kitana though. God dammit. If anyone has found out anything about that, please let me know.