George W.
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Jennifer Connelly and the guy who sold me the rohypnol.
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I am now officially on vacation, and tomorrow I leave for Alaska.
Melt an igloo for us.
Is that a euphemism?
Or a suggestion for public vandalism. Whichever is more fun.
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I am now officially on vacation, and tomorrow I leave for Alaska.
Melt an igloo for us.
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hairy, scary, and creepy.
This is Earth-2.net's new tag line.
Or, "Earth-2.net: Because real life is hairy, scary, and creepy."
I want royalties, Sims. The kid needs to pay for college. Or therapy. Whichever.
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I'm blind and I know I'm going to feel stupid when someone tells me, but what exactly is wrong with her neck?
From the show:
Crude MS Paint correction:
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My roommate and I just finished showing her 7-year old son the original theatrical release of Star Wars for the first time.
Jeff: He's scary. (referring to Chewbacca)
Me: He's in the LEGO games you play all the time.
Jeff: But he's not hairy in LEGO. Real life is hairy, scary, and creepy.
[Roommate and I exchange look]
Me: I'm putting that on a T-Shirt.
Roommate: ...and selling it at cons.
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Nicole Kidman's uncredited stunt double was a woman named Dana Hee. Her other work includes Demolition Man, The Shadow, and was Mileena in the Tranquil Tirades epic, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.
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A) This needs to be a smiley option.
B) POTD?
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Suave, that is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
Overruled.
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Got KOTOR 2 a couple nights ago. It is still sold as brand new in the boxes the same way it has since it was released. Come to find out, it doesn't work with Vista for most people and there is no fix coming because they don't support it anymore. I see two problems with this:
1. If you are going to continue to press new copies and sell them in stores shrinkwrapped, why can't you update the game? By the end of this month there will have been two Microsoft operating systems out since the game was released.
2. How about changing the specs on the box. A big fat WILL NOT RUN IN VISTA would have saved me 20 bucks.
This isn't just about this game. They do it all the time with pc games. I can't figure out why MMOs still sell version 1.0 of the game and make you download gigs worth of patches before you can even make a character when they can easily put them on the discs every year or so.
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Demonoid may or may not be the fan-fucking-tastic.
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I have to agree with you, Mike. I enjoyed Martha's family, but we didn't get to know them that well. The sheer awesomeness of Wilfred is canceled out by the sheer annoyance of Sylvia. As much as I don't care about Rose, her family (and Mickie) are the best so far.
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Africa is a country?
Oh god, not this again...
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I wish someone at Marvel would explain how people remember Spider-Man unmasking, but can't remember what he looked like. Or how Mephisto erased everyone's DVR.
He balanced it by making everyone in the DC Universe remember Jason Todd was Robin. Or something equally retarded, I just don't care anymore.
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Slab bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bald Bigplank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bulk Vanderhuge
Thick Mcrunfast
Buff Drinklots
Slunk Slabchest
Fist Rockbone
Stomp Beefmob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chokmen
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat!
Rip Slabcheek!
Bob Johnson! No wait...
Smoke Man Muscle
Gristle McThornbody!
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Linkara: The Marriage of Hercules and Xena #1
On a related note, he has updated his upcoming episode list and 4 episodes spring to the front:
6/29 – Countdown Prologue7/6 – Countdown Part 1
7/13 – Countdown Part 2
7/20 – Top 15 Worst Moments of Countdown
I'm tempted to point his blog readers towards the E-2 Countdown episodes, just to let them know how badly this series breaks spirits.
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I shall love him and pet him and kiss him and call him George.
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