George W.

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  1. hairy, scary, and creepy.

    This is Earth-2.net's new tag line.

    Or, "Earth-2.net: Because real life is hairy, scary, and creepy."

    I want royalties, Sims. The kid needs to pay for college. Or therapy. Whichever.

  2. My roommate and I just finished showing her 7-year old son the original theatrical release of Star Wars for the first time.

    Jeff: He's scary. (referring to Chewbacca)

    Me: He's in the LEGO games you play all the time.

    Jeff: But he's not hairy in LEGO. Real life is hairy, scary, and creepy.

    [Roommate and I exchange look]

    Me: I'm putting that on a T-Shirt.

    Roommate: ...and selling it at cons.

  3. Got KOTOR 2 a couple nights ago. It is still sold as brand new in the boxes the same way it has since it was released. Come to find out, it doesn't work with Vista for most people and there is no fix coming because they don't support it anymore. I see two problems with this:

    1. If you are going to continue to press new copies and sell them in stores shrinkwrapped, why can't you update the game? By the end of this month there will have been two Microsoft operating systems out since the game was released.

    2. How about changing the specs on the box. A big fat WILL NOT RUN IN VISTA would have saved me 20 bucks.

    This isn't just about this game. They do it all the time with pc games. I can't figure out why MMOs still sell version 1.0 of the game and make you download gigs worth of patches before you can even make a character when they can easily put them on the discs every year or so.

    Fortunately, KOTOR has an extensive mod community

  4. I wish someone at Marvel would explain how people remember Spider-Man unmasking, but can't remember what he looked like. Or how Mephisto erased everyone's DVR.

    He balanced it by making everyone in the DC Universe remember Jason Todd was Robin. Or something equally retarded, I just don't care anymore.

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    Rip Steakface

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    Brick Hardmeat!

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    Bob Johnson! No wait...

    Smoke Man Muscle

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