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  3. Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    in Comic Book Adaptations

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    Now I envision Pandy being the president of the Doug E. Doug fan club, writing letters to studios asking why they didnt cast him in certain movie parts despite being the correct age.

    Every month I e-mail 'For Better or Worse' about the casting of Doug E.Doug. Every month snubbed.

    I'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that Ian and Pandy went to Eight Legged Freaks, or that they were worried to miss anything when going to the bathroom?

    We're not women: we can (and did) pee separately when visiting the cinema!

  4. Gotham

    in Comic Book Adaptations

    Posted

    My own personal opinion: a mustache on it's own without a beard looks good on no one. Done incorrectly, you look like a creep or it gets referred to as a porn-stache. Is it an iconic part of the character design? Mostly but then 60's Gordon didn't have one. If they give him one, don't do it right away. When a solo-mustache is done correctly, we're talking mid-30s at earliest without it looking dumb.

    Gordon from Sesame Street begs to differ.

    Isn't it called Coronation Street over there?

    Totally. Here's our version of Elmo:

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  11. Power Rangers

    in General Discussion

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    I'd love to see a serious take on the middle-aged Power Rangers coping with life without power, living in the shadow of their super-powered teenage selves until they are called back to the aid of a dying Zordon by a beaten and sparking Alpha after being warned of the return of Lord Zed - hell bent on revenge. Shape-shifting Putties start inhabiting Angel Grove in the forms that they recall: the 90s. Thrown back into their golden age the newly reformed Power Rangers must learn to over come their demons in order to bring Angel Grove back into 2014.

    All the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers cast return as the original rangers - including the controversial black and yellow rangers, and Billy who accused the whole show as being homophobic.

    Al Pacino stars as Lord Zed - Twisted from his years of imprisonment: a tortured leader obsessed with reclaiming his throne.

    Kim Kardashian as Rita Repulsa - Awoken as if nothing has changed but this time with the power to both make her evil monsters grow and shrink.

    Morgan Freeman as Zordon - Who else?

    Sean Penn as Alpha - Still annoying as fuck. No longer says 'Ayeayeaye' but has been reprogrammed to say 'Mountain Dew'

    Val Kilmer as Mega-Zord - Cruelly over looked for years, this is surely Kilmer's break out role as a motion capture master.

    Jim Carrey as a Giant Crab - Cast to compliment Kilmer after their electrifying chemistry on the set of 'Batman Forever'

    Tenacious D as Bulk and Skull - ...come on this would be brilliant

    I submit: the greatest ensemble cast in the first film to win every single Oscar in one year, including Best Foreign film and Best Short Film - there will be a proper length film and a half an hour edit in Flemish.

  14. Badass Women of Cinema

    in Versus

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    Tina Turner (What's Love Got To Do With It)

    I smell a winner!

    Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim vs the World)

    Roxie Richter (Scott Pilgrim vs the World)

    Dragon (Shrek)

    Kevin the Snipe (Up)

    Mayday (A View to a Kill)

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