Morphine Jim

Should I download it on my PC and let you know if you should download it on your VC?

I might be needing a new home for my game reviews actually. Eh, I'll climb back aboard. I have like, a pool of what must be 50+ reviews by now that I can shoot your way.

Wait a minute, The Nation is still super popular in comparison. WHERE IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO SELL OUT!?

And since when did you cunts get so popular? Man, I need to start writing here again.

The fuck? Morphine Nation climbed 1.8 million Alexa positions in the past three months. WHERE IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO SELL OUT!?

btw my question was a serious one. I want to know how I can sell out, too.

Did they ask to advertise through you or did you approach them?

I love this. This might be the funniest news of 2007, and it's not even out of January yet: What is Sony doing indeed. What the fuck?

The control scheme and screenshots suggest a 2D Platformer.

Yeah, the Gamecube was dead before the Wii came out. This news is not a surprise. Looking forward to it.

There's porn on the internet. There are parental controls on the console. What is the fucking problem?

You should get that Kirby Cursed Canvas game. Drawing rainbows for a little pink ball sounds about the gayest thing in the realm, but it's actually pretty addictive.

What an awesome piece of writing.

Gorgeous.

Twilight Princess of course, and Batallion Wars. BW seems like it was a little overrated, I'm not really feeling it at the moment, but I probably need to play it a little more.

Haha, I've considered it. I might hit up a few pics of ol' Veronica Zemanova or Susana Spears, just for fun, but sadly I can't look at any hardcore stuff, since I've famously vowed never to use hardcore porn again. But I've definitely considered it, just to see it happen.

I'd assumed Crash Bandicoot.

I just saw this on Amazon, not sure if anyone's brought it up yet -

"IT'S MADNESS! IT'S UNADULTERATED MADNESS!"

At the moment, it's Godawful. About the only use I can have for it is being able to watch Youtube more comfortably.

I went with The Wii, although I'll probably get a 360 in the end. Speaking for the Wii, right now they have a rather dire selection of titles, but I think that's deliberate so that their virtual console looks more appealing. With stuff like Super Smash Bros. coming out though, it's got a bright future, so while it's a bit bleak now, there are a lot of good things coming out. The Mario game, Batallion Wars 2, Metroid, etc. etc. It really is the only problem with the system thus far. It's very fun. I think either way you go though, you won't be disappointed.

Aw fuck off.

Game looks boss. I've been interested in it for a while, and it does look fantastic. I'd probably suck at it though.

There is no way I can justify spending money on any of the games released so far, considering how easy they are to find online for free. I wouldn't spend one dollar on Kid Icarus. I have Kid Icarus on my PC right now, along with a shitload of other games that Nintendo are charging for. Maybe if they start getting some games that are hard to even download, I'll actually do it, but it probably won't be until (if) they bring out the heavy weaponry like the Dreamcast shit that I'll seriously buy anything from them.

Ico isn't all that good.