Morphine Jim
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Satine showed me this before, it's a pretty funny comic.
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Here's another teaser poster:
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Yeah, it was the very first one. I don't remember if it was actually good, all I can remember is a dream sequence with the main guy getting a present and Freddy's claw bursting out of his just kinda grabbing his face a bit. I think.
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You ever watch the first episode of that Freddy Krueger series? It was a bit like The Crypt Keeper. From what I remember, the first episode was set on Elm Street and focused on the parents planning to torch Freddy. But my memory is hazy.
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Observe, oh observe, maybe even obsOIve, these two cardinal-esque things. Truly they banter muchly with each other. You can see they want to sex each other but are too repressed to admit it. And Simon on the left has a girlfriend. Imagine lying awake at night next to someone you're no longer physically attracted to, but still love. It's not all happiness behind the smiles, folks.
Cynical marketing aimed at weak willed males such as myself? Maybe, or perhaps what we're really looking at is BANTER, and lots of it. Sexually secure young women... well, young and sort of oldish women having bantersome fun. They have a laugh AND sell more records on the back of a bit of lesbo noshing. Banter can be as rewarding monetarily as it can funiteraliyeyaa.
HAHA, you better watch out when Von Appleby here is on the loose. Oh what dreadful pranks he plays, and only some of them end in grisly accidental death. He has the death screams of a thousand souls forever burned into his memory. The only thing he has to look forward to is his own death, that the accusing wails of anquish will silence along with his breath. That's the price of Banterial fun sometimes.
Is it Tim Curry? No it isn't, it's Ronald McDonald, now forced to serve salads in his fast food 'restaurants'. Does he want to sell them? Do we want to eat them? Of course fucking not, but nowadays everything needs something cynical to market to reactionary idiots. I remember when it was all about the banter, and luring kids into a locker for an 'adventure'. Oh that wacky Ronald McDonald. We all KNEW you were a nonce.
There is nothing jovial about Nazi rule.
And then there were cornflakes.
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Vivendi Universal Games (notably publish Blizzard and Valve) - Wouldn't care if they shut down because Valve is more or less publishing their own games now (and winning the court case surrounding it) and Blizzard could very easily find a new publisher, or just go Valve's route. Also, Vivendi sucks.
They can shut down when and ONLY when there are more Metal Arms games.
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Taken from all-reviews.com
The only thing that could save Seymour's job is a strange plant he had grown and named after his beautiful colleague Audrey Fulquard (played by Jackie Joseph).It's Audrey II.
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The Plant? I resent that.
It was still called Audrey II in the '60 film right? It's been a long while since I saw that. If so, I request it be called such.
I have a big problem with my experiences learning drama, with people calling Audrey II "The Plant". I find it vulgar.
Also: I nominate Vera from Braindead.
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PS2
Killzone
Second Sight
Metal Gear Solid 2 (Ha, I know)
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Whenever posting's slow, I've always got a shitload of game reviews in my tickle trunk that can be thrown your way. I'll probably rewrite my horrifically overrated piece because I want to get up Cash's ass in more ways than one.
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Very nice, with one ammendment.
I doubt you could do much to ruin the piece of trash that was the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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OH! In case y'all don't know, the first 100 e-mails are now on DVD.
It's Region Free, which is awesome for us limey faggoty types.
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Dangeresque 3!
Cheapy with a great answer. If only for the fukken Nunchuck Gun.
But my favourite is "Mile". I love all the Powered By The Cheats, but that was easily the best of both Homestar serials.
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It's not a crap show, but it's only funny for one character, the name of who escaped me. He's the guy with the hat and the shades, with the son he thinks is his. He's hilarious. The rest is a lil' rubbish.
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HAHAHAHA! And I was just being a contrary bitch!
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No it isn't.
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Don't make me repost Luigi's "Link Stinks" post.
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Nintendo fanboy-
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Looks decent, I gotta say. If it plays differently from The Wind Waker Of Time, then I'll take a little more notice
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Gotta go with the Caped Cruhalkster.
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A load of those will do nicely.
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I can draw Spiderman in MS Paint. OH NOS SUE MICROSOFT!
Seriously, would Marvel like fries with their gay?
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Nah, there was no way out of that tired old joke.
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I think what's being said is that in Miami Vice, there will be vice in Miami.
/kickingitupoldskool.
Batman Begins
in Comic Book Adaptations
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Seconded.