Morphine Jim

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  1. Hmm, people are all over this game's nuts in the UK, I was surprised to see a negative review. I don't like westerns much, but I was pretty tempted to pick Red Dead up. Sounds pretty crummy though.

    Anyway, really enjoyed the review, dude. Really enjoyed the re- Oh yeah.

  2. There are several quality games on the 'Cube, just not enough. Not enough at all. Nintendo are slowly losing their grip on reality, appealing to a Japanese market that's in decline, trying to give off a kiddy image, yet relying on nostalgia to keep sales up. I mean, you can't be kiddy and appeal to the ones who grew up with you. The new Zelda game seems to show a little understanding of this fact, but it's too little, too late. Even kids have more refined tastes nowadays.

    The guys just don't have a clue anymore. Deriding things like GTA as a "dead end street". Lashing out at more successful franchises is pathetic. I think Vince McMahon must be running things now, because Ninty is flailing like a fish in a pan right now.

    So yeah, it's generally their mass of contradictions, lack of direction, and simply not enough appeal that's screwing them over. They won't even have the handheld market to fall back on soon. Complacent bastards.

  3. Nemesis is terror. In fact, he's one of my choices for Project Wonderboy's Top Videogame Villains which hopefully DJ's gonna post tonight.

    Only Pyramid Head could beat him on intimidation level, and even then, Nemesis says S.T.A.R.S, which is the scariest abbrevation on Earth. Besides which, Nemesis is to Tyrant what modern Polio Injections are to Leeches. You don't beat the advancement of science, baby.

  4. Yes. I am 10.

    Now, go away.

    ARGH! THE WRATH! IT BURNS! BURNS LIKE ACID! ACID IN MY HAIR!

    Having seen pics of you, acid in your hair would probably be preferable to the current style.

    Ouch. Feel that burn?

    Yes, you burned me so bad with that burn, FiendishMisfitGirl, who made the burn. The burn burnt me. That you made. With the burning.

    Now go cast a magic spell with Hagrid and all your spotty, spellcasting chums.

  5. I'll propose an "add-on" question, for those of you that keep them...

    When the weapon-like accessories all come attached together on the same mould (usually the whole thing is rectangular or circular shaped, if you don't know what I'm talking about), do you break each one free of it or do you leave the one piece intact?

    Imagine He-Man fighting with a giant square of plastic that holds his sword and all of his tiger's armour. I'd pay to see him whack Skeletor with that.

  6. I'm chomping at the bit for Silent Hill 4. It's out next month but the wait is excruciating. I don't care about the lukewarm reviews, I just want it and I want to love it like a redneck daughter.

    Others I'm waiting for are: Dynasty Warriors 4: Empires, Crimson Sea 2 and yeah, Killzone. I'm ignoring the hype and just looking at the Helghast. They bloody own.

  7. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Anyone that comments negatively towards me on this will feel my wrath. Don't mess with a chick that's named after an 80's cartoon character)

    If you're over ten years old, I have nothing but negative responces to that.

  8. Spiderman would rip his head off.  Daredevil has 4 senses while Spidey has 6.  Hmm.

    Oddly, that is both wrong and hilarious.

    How does Daredevil have more than four? Would his supersenses make up for the lack of sight? Otherwise, technically, he does have four senses. Unless you count the sonar "vision." Then it's wrong.

    I think he meant wrong form the perspective of good taste.