RSS Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 For all intents and purposes, Double Dragon is a horrendous movie. In that vein, there is little to distinguish it from any of the other movies I've reviewed in the past like Bloodrayne and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Where Double Dragon differs in its putrescence is that Paul Dini helped write the script. Yes, the same Paul Dini who helped create Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series and the rest of the DC animated universe. Dini isn't perfect; Mike and I have criticized his writing on World's Finest Podcast, but even his worst BTAS episode is nowhere near as bad as Double Dragon -- which is an embarrassment to video games, filmmaking and everything associated with that franchise. The above is from: http://www.earth-2.net/reviews/m/double-dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Linda Lash starts a fight (if you can classify it as such) with Marian and egotistically asks her, "Now, who's the boss?" Tony Danza, you ignorant twit, and don't you forget it! That had me in stitches, James! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Brilliant, yet again, my good man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothian Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Fantastic stuff, James! I thorougly look forward to the inevitable review of Batman & Robin!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Thank you, gentlemen. I actually had a lot of fun writing this review. I bought Daredevil, Ballistic: Ecks VS. Sever, and Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within for like 11 bucks tonight to add to my list of shitty movies to review. Now let's see if I can keep that bi-weekly schedule. :angel: As far as B&R goes, Ian, I sent you a PM. Let me know what you think I should do (or not do). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Keith Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Indeed. It's always a joy to read James pain, as cruel as that may seem. Even though I vaguely do remember seeing this movie a long time ago, so it's not like you're the only one who suffered it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James D. Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Indeed. It's always a joy to read James pain, as cruel as that may seem. One of my tentative titles for my new series was "Pain for Pleasure", which I'm sure you can ascertain the meaning of. Mike can vouch for me on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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