Missy

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  1. Sure. Nick Fury was "killed" by the Punisher. (It was really a robot of Fury... or something stupid.) Sorry to send it back to Castle, but he was the first person I could recall beating Fury.
  2. The Punisher beat the Russian by dropping his off a building.
  3. So now I have to find someone who beat Terry? Oh wait, I know! He was beaten nearly to death by a group of thugs when they saw him kissing another man.
  4. Okay, fuck it -- Tony Stark was beaten by alcoholism. EDIT: I wonder if James will be pissed when he sees what we've done to his game.
  5. I did not know that. How many onlines games have they released? Phantasy Star Online I - III, but are there any others?
  6. Ha, I was also going to say Alchoholism. You know what? I should post that, 'cause I know of another Marvel character who beat alcoholism. But then I'd be answering my own post, and that ain't fair.
  7. This one does, they just don't use 'em. <---- at Nintendo, not you.
  8. I could be such a bastard and post alcoholism. :lmfao: And I could also take the easy route and say Thanos, since he killed everyone at one point, but I won't do that. Damn this is tough.
  9. What with the way Nintendo's been doing things lately, I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
  10. Here you go. EDIT: That list isn't complete, however, as I do not see Dark Claw.
  11. Images: Added a blue bar for the polls. New Forums: Crossovers was added to the Comics category.
  12. Hawkeye is good, damn good. But Oliver has years of experience on him. Tough call, but after a game of cat and mouse, I see Green Arrow taking this.
  13. But if Batman can hold it, he is the owner. And that's if he is worthy. And I wrote it so that he could hold it, therefore in my version he is worthy. EDIT: That doesn't mean he has to be in your version.
  14. But if Batman can hold it, he is the owner.
  15. One has to be worthy of holding the hammer, that's why Batman's foot was healed and he was able to wield so much power in the end in take Thor out. It's also why he read the inscription. He was surprised that he was worthy. Thor is always reattaching the hammer to his belt after flight, and I covered why he wasn't holding it: 01. He didn't want to kill the "mere" mortal. 02. He's cocky and didn't think he needed it. The kick doesn't necessarily have to be at an odd angle. Batman could have the knife in his left hand, so if he kicks with his left leg he can cut the leather on the way up. After the kick (when he breaks his foot) he spins in midair, and catches the hammer from behind him in his right hand -- without looking. If he spins back at just the right moment, yes he can smash the hammer and shield into Thor's face at the same time.
  16. Batman is very well trained, and there are several ways he could have known the arrow was coming: 01. Heard Hawkeye. 02. Seen him out of the corner of his eye. 03. Seen him in a reflection of a window. 04. Heard the arrow whizzing through the air. How did he throw Vision in his diamond-hard state? Vision doesn't have to weigh a lot in that state, does he? And even if he does, Batman has thrown guys like Bane, Clayface, and dozens of other very heavy people. And for sake of argument, let's say Vision was too hard to throw, then Batman simply back flips over the cloaked Vision, causing Tony to slam into his teammate -- they did it to Wonder Woman, so Batman did it to them.
  17. I see it like this: Thor and Superman throw punches for the bulk of the fight, leaving them both distracted. (We'll get back to them.) Captain America and Batman square-off, and, much like Superman and Thor, are distracted from everything else. (We'll get back to them later, too.) In the meantime, Green Lantern uses his ring to block several shots from Hawkeye, until he deploys a flash grenade-type arrow that temporarily blinds GL -- allowing Hawkeye a few seconds to swipe the ring (he was a thief after all). With that, Kyle is left powerless. (Green Arrow watches from the sidelines with a coy smile. He isn't happy his team is losing, but he likes Hawkeye's style.) As the Flash tires to recover the ring from Hawkeye, the Scarlet Witch works one of her hex spell -- causing Wally to suddenly run in slow motion. Wonder Woman takes out Wonder Man rather quickly, but is blindsided by Iron Man who, having seen her impossible strength, keeps her at a distance by shooting lasers (or whatever) at her. This doesn't last long, as she dodges them while on an intercept course with Tony. But Tony has an ace up his sleeve. Mere inches from striking Tony, Wonder Woman slams into something invisible, and begins to plummet several hundred stories. The diamond-hard Vision uncloaks right before Tony's masked eyes -- in the same spot Wonder Woman struck an invisible wall. Superman takes notice of this, zips away from his fight with Thor, and saves the princess. *yawn* Thor allows Superman this one valiant moment, but as soon as Diana is safely on the ground and Superman is back in the air, Thor strikes Kal-El with several bolts of magical lightening. Thus ending their fight. While all that was happening, the Martian Manhunter went after Vision but was stopped short by one of Vision's laser eye beams. Having been set on fire, his one weakness, J'onn J'onzz is out of the fight. Again, at the same time, Iron Man blasted away at the grounded Aquaman, who put up little to no fight being outside of the water. Trying to put an end to this, Hawkeye shoots an arrow at the seemingly distracted Batman, who sidesteps it -- allowing it to strike Captain America in the shoulder. Pissed at having wounded a friend, Hawkeye fires several arrows at once, followed by a stream of several more, but Batman blocks them all having grabbed Cap's shield. For a second he pretends to throw it, but fakes Hawkeye out by tossing a Batarang with his other hand. It strikes the archer in the head, knocking him out. Before Wanda can cast another spell, Batman strikes her with a Batarang as well, knocking out another Avenger. Unable to comprehend how one man has taken so many of his teammates, Iron Man dive bombs Batman at Mach 2. At the same time Batman senses movement behind him, grabs the cloaked Vision, and tosses him at Tony. The two collide -- ruining the Iron Man armor and crippling Vision's systems. (The shock from Wonder Woman's blow earlier damaged him enough, but he was able to work through it. This extra collision finished the job.) Having taken out six members of the Avengers, Batman knows who his final opponent is: Thor -- a god with strength to go toe-to-toe with Superman. But Batman isn't worried. Thor lands and demands that his allies be avenged. Batman stands there, blank as a slate. Knowing he could strike down the mortal Batman with but a single bolt of lighting, Thor is rather confident (as always) but he refrains from doing so because he doesn't want to kill the "mere" mortal. For apparently no reason at all, Batman throws Captain America's shield straight up into the air, and does two things in the half-second following: 1) pulls a knife from his belt, and 2) jump kicks Thor in the face. Yes, Batman broke his foot, but it allowed him the distraction he needed to cut the leather strap that attaches Thor's hammer to his belt. Batman snatches the hammer out of midair and just as the shield is at face level with Thor, Batman swings as hard as he can and crushes Thor's face with both the magical hammer and Adamantium shield. With everyone down, Batman takes a moment to asses his wounds, and notices that his foot doesn't hurt and that he looks different. He then reads the inscription on Mjolnir: "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." Having won the contest and no longer needing it, Batman tosses the hammer aside (forfeiting the power of a god), limpsgathers his teammates, and leaves -- having won the battle.
  18. You are the luckiest man I know. No, I just know crap when I see it. And by "see it" I mean the previews.
  19. I was hoping for "Yo da, man." Get it...? "Yo da".
  20. I don't know. The figures in both WM games looked like that too.
  21. Missy

    2099

    Come on, people -- show some love for the 2099 series of titles. Sure, they got watered down rather quickly, but tell me Spider-Man 2099 wasn't a kick ass book. Punisher 2099 wasn't that bad either. And though Doom 2099 wasn't your traditional superhero book, it was written by Warren Ellis -- so you know it was good. EDIT: I just noticed that there are only two threads in the Marvel forum: 1602 and 2099. How odd.
  22. I'm not a big fan of the WM games, but No Mercy was great. (As a SmackDown! fan even I have to admit that.) But my hopes aren't high for this new franchise. The characters look like all glossy -- like Barbie dolls. And how's this any different than what they did in the last SD game where you had one year to work your way through the ranks and make it to the top? In the end, it doesn't seem like they're adding anything new to the genre -- unless you start in OVW.
  23. Oh my God, I completely forgot about the Double Dragon movie! Anyway, where's Mario, House of the Dead, and Wizard? Null Vote: I seriously haven't seen more than ten minutes of any of those films.
  24. Even over the snot-nosed kid in WW?