Dan

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  1. HOLY CRAP, THAT'S AWESOME!

    How did you find this? You should send him an e-mail!

    I was showing someone at work how to use Google (seriously) and I put in my name. Lo and behold, there I was.

    Truth is, I remember thinking when I wrote this that I might have been harsher than I needed to be. I was in a firestorm of rage over the book and I was just throwing it at everyone involved. On the other hand, I'm reading this kid's blog, and he obviously can write, which brings me back to the question of why he seemed to be trying too hard to write in a style that obviously didn't suit him in this case.

  2. Made by Palmer Chocolates, better known as "the makers of chocolate bunnies children don't like."

    If hatred was covered in chocolate, it would taste like the Peanut Butter Big Mo'.

    The caramel, on the other hand, is actually not bad.

  3. Holy crap!

    The moment I've waited for finally came!

    >>My ire even spreads to the letters page. I'm always happy to see the return of the letters page in comics, but not when it's being hosted by what appears to be a brain damaged child with far too much sugar in his system. Assistant Editor Tom Brennan is trying way too hard to be wacky. He needs to calm way down.<<

    That's right, I've been reviewed by an internet geek! Now I truly feel a part of the fine noble organization I've been a part of lo this past year. Yes, this is the plight of my chosen profession. I'm a part of the system now!

    ...WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, INTERNET? OR EARTH-2.NET'S DAN TOLAND?!

    Someone I gave a bad review to is bitching about it on his blog! I've arrived!

  4. Everyone is really hitting stride with these lately, though, and it's become a great collaborative piece. I love that we don't always share the same opinion of these books, and that we each have such a distinct voice and style. It's clear that nobody's ill-informed, either, since we're frequently citing the books we grew up on and comparing the new crop to them.

    In short, it's really a great feeling to be a part of these right now. :bowdown:

    What he said.

    While I'm sorry not to be getting the Des 'n' Emperor Mike show this week, it's seriously cool to be reading more from drq and DW.

  5. Hiya Mike,

    I was just thinking, I'd love to see (maybe it's already here and I just haven't seen it), a listing of articles, reviews, what have you, organized by author. Sometimes I'll want to read something I know so-and-so wrote, but I can't remember exactly where it was.

  6. Remember John Ostrander's Suicide Squad? Warren Ellis sure does.-Dan Toland

    Is there a quote of the year award? If so, we have a winner.

    Appreciated, sir, but I can't take credit. I'm hardly the first person to notice the similarities between the two.

  7. Great job all around guys. It keeps me away from The Last Defenders, that's for sure. Marvel just seems to be doing the most uninteresting shit with the most interesting idea they've had in decades.

    Yeah, it's a total rehash. A fun one, one that I really enjoyed, but a rehash nonetheless.

  8. - the most merciful thing in the world i think is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. we live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity and it was not meant that we should voyage far. the sciences

    Well... that's specific. That's Lovecraft, right? (I haven't read a lot.)

  9. The NOrse thing is far better than an earth thing as far as I'm concerned. I don' want anymore fish out of water Hercules in New York bullshit.

    Dude, badly dubbed Arnold wandering around Manhattan, trying to act and failing quite spectacularly at it, is teh awesome.

  10. Thank you, Mike. I can't imagine the amount of work you put in here, and it culminates in a website that never fails to entertain, has the best forum on the web, and some of the most entertaining podcasts around. And on a purely personal level, it's given me the opportunity to exercise my creative muscles in an environemnt where feedback is plentiful and criticism is always constructive. It's a hell of a community here, and it wouldn't happen without all your work.

  11. That Watchmen/The Twelve comment made me snort so hard my face hurts.

    No. Where. Near. It.

    [backpedal]

    Okay, this is the portion of our program where I begin to realize that thinking something, even thinking it really hard, does not necessarily mean that it winds up on the page.

    No, The Twelve is not as good as Watchmen. I realize that's what I said, but stop paying attention to what I say. Just stop it. :blush:

    I do think that it has the potential to be the big, timeless, classic story that Marvel's been forever unable to come up with, assuming that the rest of the series builds. Think about it; 1984-6 gave us Swamp Thing, Watchmen, Dark Knight, (very, very argubly) Crisis, and... well... Secret Wars. One of these things is not like the others, kids. Marvel seriously missed the boat at a time when creativity and innovation were exploding in the comics field. Maybe I'm just pulling for them, but Marvel needs this. And when I read this, I see potential that I don't often see at Marvel. We're only three issues in, and it has plenty of time to derail completely, and it also has time to take off. I'm really looking forward to following this. So when I say "the next Watchmen", what I mean to say is the next major classic storyline. (Oh, God, no, I'm not putting JMS on the same level as Alan Moore.)

    [/backpedal]

  12. Furthermore, I call foul on you saying, "I am sure it isn't the best Wolverine story ever though," when you fully admit to never having read it. That's too Internet fanboy for my liking.

    The best Wolverine story ever is the mini-series by Chris Claremont, and Frank Miller. 'Nuff said.

    You're not going to get an argument from me on that score, but I haven't read Millar's story. Someone recently told me "Have you read The Twelve? It's the new Watchmen!" That was the most ludicrous thing I ever heard, until I actually read it and realized he might not be wrong. Someone someday is going to write the Wolverine story that blows Claremont/Miller away. It'll happen.

    The Twelve is one of my current favorites but its no Watchmen. The themes are similar, but its not THAT good.

    I'll reserve judgement until after it's done. It's excellent, but no, it's not quite up to that standard so far.