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Hank's Dad and Kahn make me cry with laughter.

We're more screwy than Vince Russo on cocaine. We'll explain it.

Oh, by the way... IT'S GOING ON AND ON.

Yeah, it most definitely sets itself up for a sequel.

The story is the most confusing thing ever.

I'm going to review this shortly. I'd just like to say story=meh, artwork= :twitch: :respect: :OMG: :toothy: , more or less.

Halk made me vote for him, over Tammy Lynn Sytch AND Laura Prepon.

NEVER MIND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHITY HOLY SHIT http://www.amazon.ca/exec/obidos/ASIN/0785...0362747-9831223 $12 CDN THIS IT THE BEST THIGN EVER

Any news on the TPB of this yet?

This has been going on for longer than two days. The conclusion? You don't pay Earth-2 enough attention.

If he doesn't kill people, he dies. Tell me that isn't open for a sympathetic villain.

I dunno, he's a pale Doc Ock with better powers. He'd do fine.

What? The origin of Omega Red? Yeah.

Color me crazy, but isn't that explained in the comic books?

I fucked up the banner, it should read "Halk Batgan" not "Hulk".

OH NOS! We at the BESCG apologize for such shenanigans, but really, THE POLITIC with all of Parallax's powers and Batman's supermind behind it? We never stood a chance.

So, this one may take some explaining. In the Hulk Hogan/Parallax fight, what happened was that Hulk Hogan, the participant of that match, managed to steal Hal Jordan's rings; as Parallax's weakness is the evil color yellow. As this new Hulk Hogan/Parallax supreme being of ultimate power, Hulk Hogan rewrote time to make HIMSELF Batman, thus creating Halk Batgan. The Vaders, fused by a toaster, also took quite a beating at the hands of the Donnas. Luckilt, Darth had a trick up his sleeve, called the ultimate rape combo. He pinned Donna, Sunny, and the Bodydonnas down with his force powers, and he and Big Van used his force-rape skills to dominate them in a rather brutal sense. However, such physical intrusion caused all of the beings involved to FUSE into one ultimate many armed and legged being. Thus, the DonVaders were created. In such a battle, there can only be one winner, and you are deciding that winner. I should also note that while these creatures merged, all of their strengths combined, and none of their weakenesses. I feel it's safe to say these are the two most powerful beings ever conceived.

Cash, you honestly have no idea.

Ditto.

Sure.

With the history all of these people have with eachother, need I detail a scenario? I think not. And Cheap, no fucking post editting. It's not funny.

New battle when I get home. IT'S THE TAG MATCH YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR COMING UP NEXT ON MONDAY NIGHT NITR-I mean, the BESCG.

Notice the thread this is in. Notice who is calling you stupid. Now, is there any way my post wasn't joking?

The reflexive property would argue otherwise. Master Yoda loves the Oratory + The Oratory was made on a Mac= Master Yoda loves the Mac. A+B=C.

The Oratory was made on a Macintosh Computer!